Tenchi Fanfic Part Two.
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from | "Pat 'Susano' Davis" <PDAVIS@smus.bc.ca>
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subject | Tenchi Fanfic Part Two.
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date | Mon, 4 Dec 1995 13:12:34 PDT
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Here's the next part. I haven't started the 3rd and hopefully final
part yet, but I'll be getting there soon... I hope...
TenchiMuyo Riding Bean Fanfic
Episode 2: Here's Percy!
"HA HA HA HA! Roadbuster! Shelby to Roadbuster, Shelby to
Roadbuster,
come in Roadbuster!" crackled the radio. Bean picked up the handset.
"Ah, Percy my man! How're ya doin'?" Bean answered.
"HA HA HA HA! Roadbuster, I won't let you go this time! This
time'll
I'll trap you, and smash your car, and jump on your head and crush
and crush,
and crush..."
Tenchi looked frightened.
"Old friend," Bean muttered. Tenchi nodded.
"Ahh, Percy, uh, how do you intend to get me? I thought your
Shelby
was all trashed up? HA HA HA!"
"Damn you Roadbuster! That Shelby cost me SO much to repair,
and you
trashed it in five seconds! I'll make you pay, I'll catch you, and
smash your
car and jump on your head and crush and crush and crush..."
"He's a little deranged," wispered Bean.
"Who's deranged? Me? Take that back Roadbuster!" Percy yelled
through
the radio.
"Only if you catch me, Percy." Bean laughed.
"HA HA HA HA! Roadbuster! I have you now," Percy laughed
histarically
and hit the accelerator of his car. The Shelby GT 500 shot out of the
alley
way, and into the street. Bean slammed on the brakes and skidded to a
stop.
Pery opened the door and aimed his pistol at Bean.
"HA HA HA! Roadbuster! Get out of the car, and raise your
arms! You're
under arrest! HA HA HA HA HA! Roadbuster! HA HA HA HA!" Percy threw
his head
up and laughed even more histarically, if such a thing were posible.
Bean just
stared at him.
"Get out of the car, and raise your arms! You're under
arrest!"
Huh? Bean looked around. Percy stopped laughing and stared in
confusion.
"Hey!" he yelled. "Who are you? This is my case! Get lost!"
"I am Galaxy Police Woman Mihoshi. And if you stand in my
way, I will
have to assume you are an accomplice and arrest you as well."
"Me? An accomplice with him?" Percy was dumbfounded. "Never!"
"Yeah, he's too stupid to work with me," added Bean.
"Shut up! Besides, I'm a Chicago Police officer, Detective
Percy. This
has been my special case. And I'm not gonna let anyone take it away!
So take
that!" Percy took carefull aim and let off 3 shots at Mihoshi. She
screamed
and dodged the bullets.
"How dare you! How dare you stand in the way of the Galaxy
Police!
Take this!" and she let of 4 shots from her laser pistol. All four
impacted
with the door of Percy's Shelby. Percy started to cry.
"Do you know how special this car is? And now you've gone and
recked
it. OOOOHHH! I'm gonna make you pay!" With that, Percy reached into
the car
and brought out a pump shotgun.
Mihoshi gasped. "Uh, mabye I was a little hasty? Huh, ha ha
ha...?"
Bean didn't wait to find out what was going to happen. As
soon as
Percy fired his first shot, he took off.
"As I was saying, it's best to keep my relationships strictly
business," Bean said to Tenchi.
"I couldn't agree more," Tenchi replied.
"Rally? Rally, where are you? Get yer stuff, we gotta get
going," Bean
yelled in the door.
"Don't come in! I'm getting dressed!" yelled a woman from the
bedroom.
"Hee hee! I'm coming in now! Hope you haven't forgot anything
import-
ant!" Bean laughed. Tenchi's nose started to gush blood.
"Okay, quit your fooling around, I'm done," said the woman.
She came
out, wearing her usual; a grey skirt and white blouse. As she came
out of her
room, she tightened her shoulder holster and put her CZ 75 (old
version)
pistol in.
"Okay Bean, I'm ready." Rally said. Bean had to take a double
take.
How come I never noticed how incredibly beautiful she is? he
asked
himself.
"You coming?" she yelled. Bean looked around. They'd left
without him.
"DON'T TOUCH MY CAR UNLESS I'M THERE!"
"Hee hee! I'm gonna dent it all up with my gun barrel!" Rally
yelled
back. Tenchi started to shake his head again. "Mabye I'd be better
off with
the others..." he began.
"Nonsense," Rally said. "Me'n Bean'll help you get all the
rest and
relaxation you need!"
WOOSH! Bean rushed down the stairs pushing them out of the
doorway,
straight to his car. He ran around the car, searching every square
inch for
any hint of a scratch. "You SURE you didn't touch it?" he asked
Rally. She
shook her head. He then climbed into the driver's seat and turned the
ignition
smiling with satisfaction at the the rumbling purr of the engine. He
then
popped the hood to examine the engine in detail. Completing his task,
he
stood up and uttered a sigh of relief. Rally grabbed his chest.
"Gee, Bean, do I feel a little happiness here?" she asked.
"Okay, get in. We got work to do."
"Azaka! Kamidake! Accelerate and prepare my ship for battle.
If you
see the dread pirate Ryo-oh-ki, you are to open fire immediately."
Aeka stood on the bridge of her ship Ryu-oh. Behind her two
logs were
decoratively placed on either side of the door. One of the logs moved
forward.
"Excuse me ma'am, but firing in the Sol proctection zone
would be a
violation of Galactic law," warned Azaka.
"I don't care! That crazy kidnapper has my husband, and that
dreadful
woman Ryoko could get him before I do." Aeka shrilled. She was quite
distraught what with all that had happened that day. What would make
Ryoko
even attempt to kidnap Tenchi. Surely she knew that as soon as Tenchi
left her
side, she could tell. It was just pure chance that Sasami had had to
tell her
that Tenchi was gone. It was that time of month.
Kamidake turned to Azaka. "I didn't know they were married
yet?"
"Neither did I. As far as I knew, Master Tenchi was quite
opposed to
the idea." Azaka responded.
"What are you two doing?" Aeka yelled at her subordinates.
"Nothing ma'am!" the two snapped to attention.
"Good. Now, execute my orders."
"Y-yes, ma'am. Stand by... ma'am, sensors have picked up a
Galaxy
Police officer in the area!" Kamdake shouted.
"What?" Aeka whirled around. "Zoom in! MIHOSHI!? Fine, when
you get
in range, shoot her too."
Azaka and Kamidake were quite ruffled. "Ma'am, it is an even
worse
offence to kill a Galaxy Police officer."
"Can't I do anything on my ship? I'm crown Princess of Jurai!
I'm
above Galactic Law!" Aeka jumped up and down. "How do you kill a
Galaxy Police
officer then?"
"Well, if you're another Galaxy Police Officer, then you
could probab-
ly do it... but you'd have a find a GP officer with a grudge against
Officer
Mihoshi. According to GP records, everyone likes her."
"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I have the perfect person!" Aeka
trembled
with the prospect of getting rid of Mihoshi forever.
"Who?" Azaka and Kamidake wanted to know.
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And you'll have to wait as well!
So ends part two of my TenchiMuyo Riding Bean Fanfic, which needs a
good name
too.
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Pat "Susano" Davis
Member of Ryoko Forever Fan Club!
And the Washyuu Rules Club!
AND The Kiyone Karaoke Club!
pdavis@smus.bc.ca
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