^_^x Kenshin-dono wrote:

> At 03:23 AM 11/1/00 -0500, replicant wrote:
> >SOLD!!!.....for $200.00 to Gregory Himes.
> >Sorry, $25.00 would not be enough to get this
> >item. As for JJH. I wouldn't sell that gopher fucking
> >hermaphrodite a damn thing if his life depended on it.
>
> now now now, id sell him lots of pointy rusty objects with the instructions
> of 'run with as many of these in your hands as possible' Or better yet, my
> pattented UFO caller! Sure it looks like a run of the mill .357, but its
> really a special UFO radio signal, just point the muzzle looking end, which
> is really the scanner at your temple and pull the switch, it reads your
> thoughts and sends them to the aliens, if your a true beliver they'll come
> for you

Wouldn't work. It's too high tech. This dolt couldn't pour piss out of a boot
if the
instructions were on the sole.


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