Re: introducing the Hamburgalar!


to tenchi@ML.usagi.org
from replicant <replicant@northstate.net>
subject Re: introducing the Hamburgalar!
date Wed, 01 Dec 1999 01:32:31 -0500
nik wrote:
> >hey, I told an acquaintance of mine to join this ML, he goes by
> Hamburgalar on the net, so when he joins make him feel welcome.
> >nik

I shall make him my pet project. He will be loved by the masses and adored
by millions.
Women will want him and men will want to be him. This is if he does exactly
as I say. If
he doesn't, then I will crush his tiny skull beneath my fearsome Ego. Wait a
minute!
Hamburgalar? That little rat-bastard will die. He took my burger when I was
six. Even
if he has the mask off I will know who he is. Those eyes! THE EYES! Those
green pits
of hell I saw as a child. I will rip him limb from limb and feed his heart
to my dog as a
snack. *Miniature Doberman's love human hearts. It's a little known fact.

or..................

Stay tuned for his appearance on our ML. I shall deal with him as I see fit.
He better not
be a dumbass or I'll sneak up with a bat and knock his block off.

If ya smelllllllllll! What tha rep....... is cookin',
replicant

"Fresh Fish! Here fishy, fishy, fishy." - Shawshank Redemption


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