Re: [Noise] Tenchi and Ryooko get married?


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from falcon@best.com (Peter L. Ward)
subject Re: [Noise] Tenchi and Ryooko get married?
date Thu, 15 Jun 1995 23:23:53 -0701
>once upon a time, Peter L. Ward  wrote : 
>> >Who needs common sense anyway ? 
>> >'May you live interesting times' :)
>> 
>> Gee...isn't that a Chinese curse or something? :-)
>
>it's said to be ... 
>And it's the best one I've ever read ...
>Ah, those multi-edged toys ! :)
>
>> >yuk ! 
>> >a flower, in mind if not in looks, or a snake ? Well at least Washuu has a 
>> >brain ... On the + side, I guess we won't ever be in concurrence for any 
>> woman :) 
>> 
>> Wasn't that insulting the flowers (brain-wise)?
>
>Don't know. 
>Never had any interesting conversation with a flower. :)
>then maybe they just wanted to be rid of me ? 
>I only talk to plants and animals when I'm very very depressed 
>(scenes of listeners committing suicide :) 
>damn, what's that movie's original title ? getting senile in my old age ...)
>
>> >> *grin*
>> >> I admit, Washuu would be an interesting choice ... Mihoshi I'll pass on 
>> >> tho ... First time you let down her hair she forgets everything. ^_^
>> >Hey ! 
>> >Great ! 
>> >The fastest and cheapest divorce on Earth (and in the rest of the galaxy 
>> >too, I'll wager)  :)
>> 
>> That is, if you survive her klutziness long enough!
>
>Is she really _that_ clumsy ? 

Lessee...we can start with how she kept her ship's quarters in episode 4, 
crashes her ship and destroys the house in ep. 7 (I won't count the crash in 
ep. 4 since it was trapped by the energy vortex, not crashed due to her lack 
of skills), stranded her partner in the side-story, trips on a coke-can in 
TV ep. 1...we can go on and on :-)

>Just survive the ceremony, take off her ribbon at the first occasion 
(wedding night), 
>and escape as fast & stealthily as you can (through the window). 
>Mmm, it may be necessary to get her drunk first (well, she'll do it herself 
:) ), 
>so you may be right about surviving being difficult. 

Could be worse...could be surviving a wedding night with Ryoko :-)

>
>> 	It's time for Good Idea, Bad Idea, and Even Worse Idea!
>> 	Good Idea:  Assigning Kiichi Gotoh to investigate a crime
>> 	Bad Idea:  Assigning the Lovely Angels to investigate a crime
>> 	Even Worse Idea:  Assigning Mihoshi to investigate a crime
>
>Worse than the Dirty Pair^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HLovely Angels ? 
>Come on, it'll go right up their heads. 
>Won't do any good for their next assignment. 
>And they have some standards to maintain, anyway. 

Considering that the Lovely Angels would actually get the job done (with the 
prerequisite property damage, chaos, and wholesale slaughter, of course), 
and Mihoshi would be lucky if she got the job half-done, I'd say that 
Mihoshi would be a worse choice than the Angels :-)

>
>Eldritch 
>
>"I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
>I *LOVE* the pain!"
> -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context.

Peter L. Ward                                                   falcon@best.com
	It's time for Good Idea, Bad Idea, and Even Worse Idea!
	Good Idea:  Assigning Kiichi Gotoh to investigate a crime
	Bad Idea:  Assigning the Lovely Angels to investigate a crime
	Even Worse Idea:  Assigning Mihoshi to investigate a crime


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