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From: Kyle Pope <KylePope@cris.com>
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Kuramitsu Mihoshi ("Tenchi Muyou!")

LOOKS:  A beautiful combination of California beach blonde and lion. 
Though not immediately noticible Mihoshi's alien heritage is revealed by
her pointed ears and small fangs.  Her dark skin is offset by her pale
blue eyes and mane of pale blonde hair worn in a voluminous ponytail.  A
fireball of frantic energy, Mihoshi's figure is maintained in a
delightfully taut state without sacrificing any of the round softness that
speaks of her desireability. 

SMARTS:  Not as easy to evaluate as you might think.  While on cursory
examination Mihoshi might seem the very personification of "ditz",
"airhead", "bakamusume" and any other terms you might come up with, the
pattern of her behavior and appearances suggest that there might be more
upstairs than one would initially suspect.  Mihoshi frequently defies the
odds against her and finds her way into places and events, entry into
which is deemed impossible by more knowledgeable heads.  This tendency has
saved Tenchi from everything from the sexual predations of a 20,000-sai
mad scientist to a death duel with a pink-haired fop.  This continuing
pattern cannot be coincidence.  Whether Mihoshi is guided by an outside
intelligence or her own cannot yet be conclusively determined.  She also
has a sharp eye and a memory for detail that shook the Juraian Royal House
to its very foundations. Whatever the case it is best not to judge her too
quickly. 

PERSONALITY:  Emotional to the extreme.  While most of her waking hours
are spent in a state of continuing bliss she is capable of crying a flood
at a moment's notice.  She is always willing to help even the the results
of her efforts may not be those intended.  She bears malice towards no one
and can see good in anybody whether it's actually there or not.  She takes
her duties as a Galaxy Police detective very seriously even if her
competence is in question. So long as you keep her limitations in mind
Mihoshi is a very lovely person to be around. 

HOME ECONOMICS:  She appears to be very good in this area provided you can
get her going.  She would need to be good actually given how much food she
can put away but she would prefer napping in a sunbeam to cleaning the
carpet.  Must have something to do with the cat in her.  While she would
certainly have dinner waiting for you when you get home if you're late
there might not be much of it left by the time you do arrive. 

COMBAT SKILLS:  Actually she's quite good.  While she appears to be firing
randomly in blind panic damn near every one of her shots tell against her
targets.  Her Galaxy Police Cube contains, among other things, a wide
variety of personal weapons from a snub-nosed blaster to an energy rifle
the size of a howitzer.  In addition she has a fully equipped Galaxy
Police cruiser at her disposal with all the weapons systems it contains
including powered armor. 

SPECIAL ABILITIES:  Mihoshi seems to exhibit the ability to alter
probability. Whether this is deliberate or just a random effect of her
scattered mind cannot be said for certain.  Suffice it though that the
established odds of a given event occuring no longer apply when Mihoshi is
in the vicinity. 

COMPETITION:  Masaki Tenchi.  Makibi Kiyone.  Since his rescue of her at
the onsen Mihoshi carries an infatuation for Tenchi (What is it with this
boy?) making her a contender, albeit a weak one, in the Tenchi
sweepstakes.  As she is not likely to catch up to the two leaders in this
horserace it wouldn't take much effort and attention to lure her to you. 
Treat her well and she's just a big kitten.  Kiyone is Mihoshi's partner
in the Galaxy Police and Mihoshi is devoted to her.  Not romantically mind
you but as a friend and partner.  Kiyone would like nothing better than to
have you come along and take Mihoshi off her hands so she can get her
career back on track so you'll get no resistance there. In fact, Kiyone
would likely prove a source of valuable support providing you with
boundless information on Mihoshi's likes, dislikes, habits, hobbies, etc. 

IN-LAWS:  Her grandfather who just happens to be the Commissioner General
of the Galaxy Police.  His approval will be required if you have any plans
on a life with Mihoshi.  DO NOT attempt to defy him.  Mihoshi won't go
along with it and you won't be able to show your face anywhere within
Galaxy Police jurisdiction. It is not likely though that he would object
if Mihoshi had her heart set on you.  I don't think there is anything he
would deny his granddaughter.  Just make damn sure you do nothing to hurt
her for he will be the first to hear about it and your life will become
hell. 

FINANCES:  Mihoshi appears to make a good living as a detective first
class with the Galaxy Police.  While I doubt her salary will support you
in luxury you can live comfortably.  The problem is just what is Mihoshi
paid in and is it valid on earth?  As Mihoshi has been assigned to the
Solar System you will probably be living on earth and indications are her
salary isn't valid here.  Mihoshi does show herself capable of holding
various part-time jobs but little indicates that she is capable of a
serious career outside of the Galaxy Police.  As likely as not you will be
the principal earner in the family. 

SEX:  Enthusiastic.  There's no reason to expect that Mihoshi wouldn't be
as eager about this as she is about anything else.  She will certainly
want to please you and her probability altering capacity will add an
interesting twist to the experience.  In what manner I cannot speculate
but trust me, it will be something you wouldn't expect. 

OVERALL:  She takes a lot of unnecessary heat but Mihoshi is undoubtedly
the nicest lady in the Tenchi entourage.  Completely devoid of malice,
deceit, manipulation or overt agression she would be a relief to be around
given some of the predilictions of the rest of the girls.  With her you
will have an honest, open loving mate with whom you'll know exactly where
you stand.  So long as you are equally open and loving with her she will
never leave your side.  Somehow I don't see infidelity as part of
Mihoshi's makeup.  Just remember that she can be a spring-loaded ball of
tears when extremely happy or extremely sad.  But somehow when I see
Mihoshi cry I just want to hug her. 

--
Kyle

"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered." -
No. 6