Azusa vs Ryo-oh-ki (short fic)
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from | Harvey Torrance Griffin <heretic@hops.cs.jhu.edu>
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subject | Azusa vs Ryo-oh-ki (short fic)
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date | Mon, 1 Apr 1996 21:36:32 -0500 (EST)
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This little thing was inspired both by Doug Whiddon's 'Mikado
meets Shampoo' and something I wanted to see happen to Azusa for a
looonnngggg time ;). Oh yeah, () = settings/actions and <> = thoughts
Setting: Ryo-oh-ki managed to get herself into a carrot shipment
to Nerima. Nice and stuffed, she wanders around utterly lost when....
Azusa: (halting abruptly as she rollerblades by) Un?
Ryo-oh-ki: (confused by the sound) Miya?
Azusa: (spotting aformentioned furball) KAWAII! Bonaparte!
(author's note: So Sue Me, it's the first french name that came
to my head :)
Ryo-oh-ki: (suddenly being crushed in a obcenely affectionate
hug) urgh... Miya! <leggo!>
Azusa: (while Ryo-oh-ki is violently trying to kick and bite her
way free) You gonna be my Bonaparte! (giggles cutely)
Ryo-oh-ki: Sssss!
Azusa: (Still not getting the hint) Then I'm gonna put you in the
Cute & Fuzzy Room with the things that used to move!
Ryo-oh-ki: <All right, that's _IT_!>
(Does that Morph Into Warship thing to break free and hovers over
Azusa's (empty) head)
Azusa: (Not understanding what happened and looking around) Where
you go Bona- (Looks up) Ooo, Shiny.
Ryo-oh-ki: (looking intimidating (a lot easier in this form ;))
Hissss.
Azusa: (Leaping upward to grab/hug her) WaiWai! MINE!
Ryo-oh-ki: MIYAAA!!!!!!!!
(Moments later, Ryoko flies to Ryo-oh-ki's side and surveys the
500 meter wide smouldering crater)
Ryoko: (turning to her sister/starship) Yeesh, and they call _me_
the violent one.
Ryo-oh-ki: (blushes)
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