Re: TENCHI PUNS


to tenchi@usagi.jrd.dec.com
from Norman <Norman@wizrealm.COM>
subject Re: TENCHI PUNS
date Sat, 01 Feb 1997 01:42:17 -0700
tenchi@usagi.jrd.dec-j.co.jp wrote:
> 
>  > > > Ryoko: Hey! Eye-Acher!
>  > >
>  > > Why, that`s a GOOD one! I`ll keep it ready...
> 
> <smirk!>
>  > >
>  > > > and the worse Tenchi pun of all
>  > > >
>  > > > Operative: Leave me alone! I'm feeling shredded.
>  > >
>  > > I don`t get it...
> 
> Watch the movie, you will.
> 
>  > >
>  > Like I said, not even enough to make a Callahanian groan.
> 
> Hey gimme a *break*! I *did* say it was the *worst* pun, didn't I?

No, it is not a good pun.  A "Worst" pun is where even clahanians are
seen fleeing from a building in panic, major injuries, possible
deaths. 	 A level 4 is where normal humans(Not Callahanians) are seen
either leaving in a hurry or being pinned to the ground to keep them
from killing themselves.  Large flames seen coming from fireplace
because of amount of alcholic beverages thrown into it.
	A level three is where a rubber beer bottle is thrown at the pun
originator's head.  
	A level two causes groans, not much else.
	A level one might make people unsued to Puns laugh.  Everybody else: 
Zippo!
	You, my friend, rated a level -3.  Groans at originator for thinking up
a bad one that isn't any good.
-- 
	Thranx,
		Washyuu's Apprentice

-Member of #WASHU#-
-Member of Sci-fi Channel-
	Oh dear.  Have I choosen a bad time to bring you 
back?-Washu(Tenchi Muyo)
	Washu!  The next time you bring me back. I'd 
appreciate it if you'd tell me first!-Kiyone(Tenchi Muyo)
	Don't you ever use the door?-Dot Matrix(Reboot)
	Isn't it obvious?  We're going to a place far far 
away where your cooking can't hurt us.-Ranma Saotome
(Ranma1/2)


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