Re: TENCHI PUNS
to | tenchi@usagi.jrd.dec.com
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from | Norman <Norman@wizrealm.COM>
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subject | Re: TENCHI PUNS
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date | Sat, 01 Feb 1997 01:42:17 -0700
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tenchi@usagi.jrd.dec-j.co.jp wrote:
>
> > > > Ryoko: Hey! Eye-Acher!
> > >
> > > Why, that`s a GOOD one! I`ll keep it ready...
>
> <smirk!>
> > >
> > > > and the worse Tenchi pun of all
> > > >
> > > > Operative: Leave me alone! I'm feeling shredded.
> > >
> > > I don`t get it...
>
> Watch the movie, you will.
>
> > >
> > Like I said, not even enough to make a Callahanian groan.
>
> Hey gimme a *break*! I *did* say it was the *worst* pun, didn't I?
No, it is not a good pun. A "Worst" pun is where even clahanians are
seen fleeing from a building in panic, major injuries, possible
deaths. A level 4 is where normal humans(Not Callahanians) are seen
either leaving in a hurry or being pinned to the ground to keep them
from killing themselves. Large flames seen coming from fireplace
because of amount of alcholic beverages thrown into it.
A level three is where a rubber beer bottle is thrown at the pun
originator's head.
A level two causes groans, not much else.
A level one might make people unsued to Puns laugh. Everybody else:
Zippo!
You, my friend, rated a level -3. Groans at originator for thinking up
a bad one that isn't any good.
--
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Washu! The next time you bring me back. I'd
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