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"Math Problem for All Seminars and Workplaces"
 
 
Ever wonder about those people who say 
they are giving more than 100% ? 
 
We have all been to those meetings where 
someone wants over 100%. 
 
How about achieving 103%? 
 
Here's a little math that might prove helpful. 
 
What makes life 100% ? 
 
If: 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 
is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 
 
Then: 
 
H A R D W O R K 
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% 
 
K N O W L E D G E 
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% 
 
But, 
 
A T T I T U D E 
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% 
 
And, 
 
B U L L S H I T 
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% 
 
So, it stands to reason that hard work and 
knowledge will get you close, 
attitude will get you there, 
but bullshit will put you over the top. 
 
And look how far ass kissing will take you. 
 
A S S K I S S I N G 
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %
 
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Bear "replicant" Powell
 
"Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or 
 fattening." - Alexander Woollcott
 
Games I Am Currently Addicted To:
Virtua Fighter 4 Evolution (PS2 - Japanese)
Soul Calibur 2 (Xbox - Japanese)
 

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