>
>I ain't no otaku.
>
>Let's see, on the otaku questionnaire..
>
>1) What do you use for visual stuff?

>   -2 points)  8mm
>   -5 points)  VHS

I guess you take the "higher" score and omit the lower ones, so I get -2 here.

>2) What do you use for audio stuff?
>   -2 points)  cassette

>3) What kind of anime do you watch?
>    2 points)  buy LD

>4) What game machine do you have?
>    3 points)  PC Engine

>5) How do you listen to radio shows?

>   -1 points)  copy from friends who record it

>I scored 0 points.  So I'm not close to being an otaku.

I got a zero, too. (^_^)
Looks like the test works.
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Artemis:   Mina, kimi wa erabareta onna no ko nanda yo.  
Minako:    Chotto matte.  Anta neko desho?
           Nande shabetten no?!  Teepu ka nanka motten no?
               Minako, you're the girl who was chosen.
               Now just one minute.  You're a cat, right?
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