** As the sun sets into the horizon, we see two
figures standing on a dusty streach of highway. The
fighters look grim, as they assume combat postures. **

Unknown fighter 1: 

"Flying O-yuki panty attack!!"

** A huge pair of white panites appears. As it flies
through the air, deadly cold iminates in the air. **

Unknown fighter 2: 

"Happo fire BURST!!" 

** The firebomb impacts with the panites, causing them
to shatter the O-Yuki attack into a million ice
particles. 

Fighter 1 makes a Superjump(TM) into the sky. Fighter
2 quickly follows. As the two combatants approach one
another... ***

Pugalist 1: 

Ben-Ten photo attack!!

**pulls out topless photo of Ben-ten**

Pugalist 2: 

Counter attack!! 

**pulls out topless photo of Ranma female** 

** Anyone privy to the chaotic scene would have
noticed the heat of the perversity. It charged the
sky, and shook the very earth!! 

In an attempt to take each other's photos, Happosai
and Ataru Moroboshi collide in mid-air, knocking each
other unconscious. *** 

** Theme music from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
plays **

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Outtie. 
Shinobu the god 
Sauce, EoE, OCS
GSFLGL

Peace to Facer, who has probably already ran with the
bulls, something I will NEVER do! (^_^)