*reads 12 hours worth of posts, cosisting of one line posts,
AOL speak ( DuDe!><! ) , autogenerated responses , brainless repeated 
intentional misspellings and the occasional opinion  upon the series of 
Ranma that could better be summararised by a dessicated carrot than the 
intellectual content composing their posts*
.....
I have to wonder....
What happened?
Was the ML always this silly?

*thinks*
Yes. Yes it was.
I blame the pearants.

And americans, of course.
Always americans. Its always your fault.


Its times like this when I am forced to fall back to some of my age old 
addages.

Such as its always funnier in Spanish.
And its always better with midgets.

Not exactly relevant, but I still stand by them.






....


Of course, Mexican Wrestling midgets, ( Oiled ) just beats it all.


Someone tried to contradict me on the whole
"Its always better with Midgets" scheme, pointing out that
if I wished to get something off the top shelf, then midgets were in fact 
not ideal.
I was forced to ponder for some time, untill I realised that one simply 
stacks multiple midgets on top of each other.
Hilarity of course ensues.


This stumped him, and after some time countered that midgets don't quite cut 
it as far as porn movies are concerned, which I admit did throw me a little, 
but frankly movies with titles like " A Dwarf In My Ass Is Worth Two In My 
Bush " and " Small Bods...Big Rods " do indeed sound intriguing to say the 
least.


...


And its still morally wrong to be American.


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