>Howdy! The crusty, true-blue AMERICAN, The Relic, is still

Heya, relic you. Long time no exchange insults *grin*

>here, just waiting for our favorite lil' Inflatable Urd needin'
WOOHOO URUDO!!!

>New Zealander to return. And remember kid, it's 50
52.  Silly americans. Don't know your own country. You guys just like 50 
because its simpler for the gormless little kiddies to remember. No, really, 
its true! A security guy confided it to me when your worthless president 
visted my worthless country.
( Theres a funny story behind that, you know. A bunch of mates were gonna 
moon him. ( l5r ref ) operation "Lord moon."
We'd figured out the weak point in the parades security, ironically enough 
the roof of a McDonalds.
We even had all the newspaper articles worked out...
"Student presents arse to pres"
"Cia chases arse"
and " Pantsless boy flees scene of crime, President of the USA involved."
My freind Trebor, he was "the package", but unfortunately, it turned out  he 
had a final on the day, so he couldn't spare his arse for any purposes other 
than sitting. A pity really. )
>states. Welcome back, keeed.

"Keeed" ? Hooo, you's askin' for it buddy...
Go...um... go... *tries to dredge up a dire insult* ... go watch some pro 
wrestling... yeah.

>As usual, this is The Relic, from the outer fringes of the
>Reality that is the Ranma ML...(and pleased as punch that his
>favorite lil' target is back...Ureshii ^_^)

"My black is blacker than your black. I call it 'BlackBlack'!"