My fanfic
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from | "Ukyo Kuonji" <i_hate_akane@hotmail.com>
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subject | My fanfic
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date | Tue, 10 Apr 2001 02:50:06 -0000
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Hey Ranma Fans and Freaks!
I just finished the first chapter of my new fanfic, and I'm posting it up to
get some C&C. Let me know what you think, ok?
All C & C can be sent to I_HATE_AKANE@Hotmail.com
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In case you couldn't guess based on my e-mail address, I am not an Akane
fan. In fact, I hate her. If it wasn't for her, the series would be a
million times better. So before I begin writing this, and before you rabid
Akane fans tear me apart, I am warning you: this fanfic will most likely
contain an anti-Akane bias. If you can't handle that, then I suggest you
don't read it. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.
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The Essex Corporation presents.......
A Ranma 1/2 Fanfiction........
The Return!
Written by Essex The Great!
(Essex The Great Is the trademark of Essex Corporation. All rights reserved)
Without further ado....
CHAPTER THE FIRST
It began on a typical day in Nerima. The sun was shining, birds were
singing. The daily commute of cars could be heard faintly in the distance.
And Ranma and Akane were having a fight. A perfectly ordinary day.
*WHAM!*
Akane's thick wooden mallet connected with the side of Ranma's thick skull,
sending him crashing to the ground and giving him a tasty mouthful of dirt.
"You JERK! Don't lie to me like that! How dare you plan a date with Shampoo
behind my back!"
Ranma jumped to his feet and spit out his mouthful of dirt before
responding.
"I already told ya, I ain't lyin'! How was I supposed to know she was gonna
show up at school with lunch for me?!?"
"A pervert like you is probably trying to build a harem of girls!"
"Hey! Whaddya think I am, Happosai?!?"
"Why not? You both love looking at women in their underwear!"
"If anyone saw an ugly gorilla like you in her underwear, they'd go bli-
Ranma was unable to finish, as the mallet once again smashed into him,
knocking him against the side of the dojo wall. Ranma once again leaped to
his feet and shot out a trail of insults.
"Ugly Gorilla! Uncute Tomboy!"
In a fury, Akane whirled her mighty mallet around to pound Ranma's skull
into paste. This time, however, he was ready for it, and dodged the deadly
instrument, jumping around and continuing his insults.
"Macho Chick! Flat as a brick! Thighs are too thick! Can't even kick!"
Akane, enraged beyond the point of speech, swung her hammer both harder and
faster, in an attempt to bash the ever dodging Ranma. Ranma, for his part,
was finding it harder and harder to dodge each swing of the mallet. It
seemed to get faster and faster with each swing. Even using the Tenshin
Amaguriken, he was struggling. He was so focussed on dodging the deadly
mallet, he failed to notice the ominous koi pond he was jumping towards.....
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Although Ranma didn't know it, he was born under an unlucky star. This is
the reason he has such phenominally bad luck all the time. He is not merely
unlucky, but cursed at a cosmic level. The gods have shared many a laugh at
Ranma's expense. Today is no exception.
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Since Nodoka happend to be in the area, (she was visiting an ill friend) she
decided to pay the Tendo Dojo a visit. It had been a while since she had
last been there, and she still had bot heard from eithewr Genma or Ranma.
Besides, she enjoyed the company of the Tendo girls and their pet panda. And
Soun was such a *nice* man. Perhaps their cousin Ranko would be there with
her pet panda. Nodoka knew she mothered that girl a little too much. But she
couldn't help herself. She felt some kind of... connection with Ranko. It
was as if she knew her from somewhere before, but that was impossible,
wasn't it?
Shaking such silly thoughts out of her head, Nodoka approached the gates of
the Tendo Dojo, and heard a male voice hurling insults like "Tomboy!" and
"Uncute!" at some unknown person. The only response given to this was a
feral snarl. It sounded almost like it came from Akane, but that couldn't
be. She was such a nice, sweet girl. Then again, who wouldn't be angry after
having been insulteds in asuch a fashion? And who was the strange male
assailant who was insulting her? Worried the Dojo was under some kind of
attack, Nodoka hurriedly unsheathed her katana and hurried towards the
source of the conflict.
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With a loud cry of "DIE, RANMA!!!!", Akane finally smashed her humongous
mallet into Ranma's midsection, which sent him flying up, up, up. And then
down. Right into the koi pond.
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It was with Akane's cry of "DIE, RANMA!!!!" that Nodoka happened upon the
conflict. She stood frozen, almost directly behind Akane, shokced at hearing
her son's name being spoken. Was he here?!? What had he done to upset Akane?
She watched as the boy she was fighting with (Ranma?) was knocked almost
perfectly straight up into the sky, before smacking right down into the koi
pond.. What happened next gave her an even greater shock.
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Ranma landed rather smack dab in the middle of the koi pond. A rather pissed
off Ranma-chan emerged from the water, yelling "Whaddya do *that* for, ya
sexless uncute-" Then she froze as she saw her mother behind Akane. Her eyes
widened in horror. Had Nodoka seen him transform? Would he have to commit
Seppuku? She didn't want to die!
Akane, however, had not seen Nodoka. She hadn't spoken, so Akane had no idea
she was there. Feeling she had paid Ranma back for part of the inlsult, she
decided to demean him further.
"Serves you right Ranma! A dishonourable, perverted *idiot* like you
deserves to be a girl!"
Ranma-chan, in the meanwhile, was freaking out. She tried to mouth the words
to tell Akane that Nodoka was behind her, but found she couldn't. she was
immobile with fear. Akane took this as encouragement and continued with her
barrage of insults, pleased that he was, for once, as hurt by her insults as
she was by his.
"Insensitive Jerk! Changing from a guy to a girl is a fitting curse for such
a macho moron like you Ranma!"
Akane would have liked to continue, but it was at this moment that Genma
came around the opposite corner, right in view of Nodoka. Genma saw her, did
a double take, and was about to jump over the gate and swim to China when he
heard her say "G..Genma?" and felt himself unable to move.
Akane whirled around, to find herself almost face to face with Nodoka. From
her position, she would have heard everything. She turned back around, to
see Genma and Ranma, immobile, both of their eyes fixed on Nodoka with
terror. Akane then said two simple words, the only ones that came to mind,
which suited the situation perfectly.
"Oh.....my......"
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