My fanfic


to Ranma@ML.usagi.org
from "Ukyo Kuonji" <i_hate_akane@hotmail.com>
subject My fanfic
date Tue, 10 Apr 2001 02:50:06 -0000
Hey Ranma Fans and Freaks!

I just finished the first chapter of my new fanfic, and I'm posting it up to 
get some C&C. Let me know what you think, ok?



All C & C can be sent to I_HATE_AKANE@Hotmail.com


WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING 
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING 
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING

	In case you couldn't guess based on my e-mail address, I am not an Akane 
fan. In fact, I hate her. If it wasn't for her, the series would be a 
million times better. So before I begin writing this, and before you rabid 
Akane fans tear me apart, I am warning you: this fanfic will most likely 
contain an anti-Akane bias. If you can't handle that, then I suggest you 
don't read it. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.

END OF WARNING END OF WARNING END OF WARNING END OF WARNING END OF WARNING 
END OF WARNING END OF WARNING END OF WARNING END OF WARNING END OF WARNING 
END OF WARNING END OF WARNING END OF WARNING END OF WARNING


The Essex Corporation presents.......

   A Ranma 1/2 Fanfiction........

The Return!

Written by Essex The Great!

(Essex The Great Is the trademark of Essex Corporation. All rights reserved)

Without further ado....



CHAPTER THE FIRST

It began on a typical day in Nerima. The sun was shining, birds were 
singing. The daily commute of cars could be heard faintly in the distance. 
And Ranma and Akane were having a fight. A perfectly ordinary day.


*WHAM!*

Akane's thick wooden mallet connected with the side of Ranma's thick skull, 
sending him crashing to the ground and giving him a tasty mouthful of dirt.

"You JERK! Don't lie to me like that! How dare you plan a date with Shampoo 
behind my back!"

Ranma jumped to his feet and spit out his mouthful of dirt before 
responding.

"I already told ya, I ain't lyin'! How was I supposed to know she was gonna 
show up at school with lunch for me?!?"

"A pervert like you is probably trying to build a harem of girls!"

"Hey! Whaddya think I am, Happosai?!?"

"Why not? You both love looking at women in their underwear!"

"If anyone saw an ugly gorilla like you in her underwear, they'd go bli-

Ranma was unable to finish, as the mallet once again smashed into him, 
knocking him against the side of the dojo wall. Ranma once again leaped to 
his feet and shot out a trail of insults.

"Ugly Gorilla! Uncute Tomboy!"

In a fury, Akane whirled her mighty mallet around to pound Ranma's skull 
into paste. This time, however, he was ready for it, and dodged the deadly 
instrument, jumping around and continuing his insults.

"Macho Chick! Flat as a brick! Thighs are too thick! Can't even kick!"

Akane, enraged beyond the point of speech, swung her hammer both harder and 
faster, in an attempt to bash the ever dodging Ranma. Ranma, for his part, 
was finding it harder and harder to dodge each swing of the mallet. It 
seemed to get faster and faster with each swing. Even using the Tenshin 
Amaguriken, he was struggling. He was so focussed on dodging the deadly 
mallet, he failed to notice the ominous koi pond he was jumping towards.....

******************************************************************************

Although Ranma didn't know it, he was born under an unlucky star. This is 
the reason he has such phenominally bad luck all the time. He is not merely 
unlucky, but cursed at a cosmic level. The gods have shared many a laugh at 
Ranma's expense. Today is no exception.

*******************************************************************************

Since Nodoka happend to be in the area, (she was visiting an ill friend) she 
decided to pay the Tendo Dojo a visit. It had been a while since she had 
last been there, and she still had bot heard from eithewr Genma or Ranma. 
Besides, she enjoyed the company of the Tendo girls and their pet panda. And 
Soun was such a *nice* man. Perhaps their cousin Ranko would be there with 
her pet panda. Nodoka knew she mothered that girl a little too much. But she 
couldn't help herself. She felt some kind of... connection with Ranko. It 
was as if she knew her from somewhere before, but that was impossible, 
wasn't it?

Shaking such silly thoughts out of her head, Nodoka approached the gates of 
the Tendo Dojo, and heard a male voice hurling insults like "Tomboy!" and 
"Uncute!" at some unknown person. The only response given to this was a 
feral snarl. It sounded almost like it came from Akane, but that couldn't 
be. She was such a nice, sweet girl. Then again, who wouldn't be angry after 
having been insulteds in asuch a fashion? And who was the strange male 
assailant who was insulting her? Worried the Dojo was under some kind of 
attack, Nodoka hurriedly unsheathed her katana and hurried towards the 
source of the conflict.

*******************************************************************************

With a loud cry of "DIE, RANMA!!!!", Akane finally smashed her humongous 
mallet into Ranma's midsection, which sent him flying up, up, up. And then 
down. Right into the koi pond.

*******************************************************************************

It was with Akane's cry of "DIE, RANMA!!!!" that Nodoka happened upon the 
conflict. She stood frozen, almost directly behind Akane, shokced at hearing 
her son's name being spoken. Was he here?!? What had he done to upset Akane? 
She watched as the boy she was fighting with (Ranma?) was knocked almost 
perfectly straight up into the sky, before smacking right down into the koi 
pond.. What happened next gave her an even greater shock.

*******************************************************************************

Ranma landed rather smack dab in the middle of the koi pond. A rather pissed 
off Ranma-chan emerged from the water, yelling "Whaddya do *that* for, ya 
sexless uncute-" Then she froze as she saw her mother behind Akane. Her eyes 
widened in horror. Had Nodoka seen him transform? Would he have to commit 
Seppuku? She didn't want to die!

Akane, however, had not seen Nodoka. She hadn't spoken, so Akane had no idea 
she was there. Feeling she had paid Ranma back for part of the inlsult, she 
decided to demean him further.

"Serves you right Ranma! A dishonourable, perverted *idiot* like you 
deserves to be a girl!"

Ranma-chan, in the meanwhile, was freaking out. She tried to mouth the words 
to tell Akane that Nodoka was behind her, but found she couldn't. she was 
immobile with fear. Akane took this as encouragement and continued with her 
barrage of insults, pleased that he was, for once, as hurt by her insults as 
she was by his.

"Insensitive Jerk! Changing from a guy to a girl is a fitting curse for such 
a macho moron like you Ranma!"

Akane would have liked to continue, but it was at this moment that Genma 
came around the opposite corner, right in view of Nodoka. Genma saw her, did 
a double take, and was about to jump over the gate and swim to China when he 
heard her say "G..Genma?" and felt himself unable to move.

Akane whirled around, to find herself almost face to face with Nodoka. From 
her position, she would have heard everything. She turned back around, to 
see Genma and Ranma, immobile, both of their eyes fixed on Nodoka with 
terror. Akane then said two simple words, the only ones that came to mind, 
which suited the situation perfectly.

"Oh.....my......"

*************************************************************************

End 1st chapter






Search field Search string

archive list

unauthorized access prohibited
MLtools V3.1 Copyright (c) Usagi Labs