Deep Thoughts....


to Ranma@ML.usagi.org
from Shinobu <shinobi9000@yahoo.com>
subject Deep Thoughts....
date Mon, 19 Mar 2001 17:31:21 -0800 (PST)
Howdy ladies and Gents!! Before we begin, I would like
to share today's "Genma's words of wisdom", brought to
you by the good People at the Genma Society For Ladies
and Gentlemen of Leisure. Enjoy! 

** Taken from the "Ranma look at me" OAV. The
possessed Akane has taken Ranma to a secluded area
intent on murdering him for disrespecting someone or
other. Ranma, however is thinking that Akane is trying
to seduce him. The family believes so too. After
several failed attempts by Akane to put the moves on
Ran, Genma offers this gem of wisdom.  ** 

"Ranma my boy, does she have to drag you off by your
hair??" 

^_^;;.... 

A reminder of why Genma is superior!  

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** Shinobu sits on the floor. 

Petting the Dog. Wondering. 

Too much time spent thinking about Ukyo. ** 

I think Ukyo is ready for the big time. Yeah, she's
that spatula girl we all know and love, and it's so
easy to type-cast an actress in a familiar role, but,
I think Ukyo's ready to move on. 

***           Shinobu's Stargazer!!!              ***
        Words by Shin-Dogg, Pics by Chun Li Ziang.

It's been rumored that Ukyo Kuonji, star of the hit
Manga Ranma 1/2, will leave the cast and star in a new
role this fall. Here are some of the possible
appearances, allegedly in negociations between the
starlett and the major entertainment moguls: 

1. Ukyo, Spatula Warrior Princess 

2. Ukyo and the Seven Samurai 

3. The 47 Ronin, plus the Okonomiyaki Queen 

4. Part-time color commentary, World Wrestling
Federation

** Mega Kawaii pic of Ukyo-Sama brandishing her deadly
kitchen weaponry ** 

5. Co-starring with Akane Tendo and Xian Pu in a
re-remake of Charlie's Angels

6. Guest starring on Celebrity Deathmatch.
  
In other news, Ukyo has denied all rumors of a
possible Playboy centerfold spread. Sorry Boys!! 

See ya next month, when Shin-Deezy dishes out all the
celebrity dirt. 

PEACE!!! 

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** Porky Pig Voice **

Bdeee-Bdee-Bdee,

That's all folks!!

Shinobu the god, aka Starscream, rightful leader of
the Decepticons. 

Sauce, EoE, OCS 
Sub-Commandante, GSFLGL.

"Destroy the Autobots!!!"   


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