Neck cutter.
I f@#$ing hate all this @#%$%$% knee cap $%@$%$%%, with a side order
of @#%$##$% hole #$%%&#$%^%@## giraffe @$##$%% libberlah timmy @#$%@$#
ooph!  Sorry, bit much stress on the neck cutter.  Good news is my sister
is visiting (from ny) but the bad news is her sons got bacterial pnuemonia,
which sux a@@ but we're dealing with it okay.  *Ring ring* "hello?" 
"Neck cutter."  "Who is this?"  "Neck cutter".  "Who do wish to speak
with?"  "Your neck."
toodley pipskey.
Neck cutter.