Greetings.

Shinobu here. On this rapidly approaching day of the
sickening expression of intimate and romantic love, 

We here at the GSFLGL, pose a simple question, on
behalf of our Lord Genma. 

Which of the Ranma 1/2 cast is the biggest miscreant
of them all?? 

Undoubtedly, some here will rush to their defense. 

"Oh!! (So and So) is a player?? Never!!" 

But, before you blindly rush to judgement, let us
consider the evidence. 

Happy reading, and Happy Valentines Day!! 

** Shinobu gives a tightlipped smile. He starts to
walk away, becoming one with the darkness, his natural
home. **

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ROGUE, (RooG) N. 
1. An unprincipiled person, a scoundrel. 

My lord Genma, 
I shall name the list of those who are on your level
of treachery, deceit, and womanizing/Man hungry. 

A. Ranma Saotome. 

Your son takes after you. To begin, he has THREE
fiances and another girl pursuing him. It would seem
similar to your Nodoka/Ukyo's Mama love triangle sir,
if I may say so. 

And, on numerous occasions, he has used his unholy
"power over women" for his own selfish gain. 

Ranma FORCED Ukyo to confess her love for him, all for
his own ego boosting!!

** Footnote (Desperately Seeking Shampoo oav) ** 

All so he could chase after Shampoo! If that isn't
unscrupulous, I don't know what is!! 

All be told, he would make you proud, my lord!

**Sinister laughter** 

B. Tatewaki Kuno, oft known as the "Blue Thunder" of
Furinkan High, less oft known as "Tacchi". 

Sire, his level of adultery is unparaelled in all of
Westren Europe!!   

Not only would he choose Nabiki Tendo as wife, he
would keep "Her sister and the Pigtailed Girls as
Concubines!!" 

**Footnote (Happy's Heart, TV series, Outta Control
season) 

C. Ryoga Hibiki

This one pretends to be a pig, known as "P Chan", in
order to SLEEP in Akane's bed!! The Audacity!! 

** Perverted Smile *** 

Of course, my master, you would do the same, but a
Panda cannot just crawl in a girls lap, Praytell?? 

Other Rogues of Honorable mention

D. Shampoo
Use of poisons and other Mind-Altering Substances. 

E. Kasumi Tendo
Distracting poor Dr Tofu to uncontrollable seizures. 

F. Kodachi Kuno
The best way to get a man to the Morgue, 
is through her food in your stomach! 

G. Master Happosai.. 

Do I REALLY have to go any further?? 

I shall stop here. Submitted by your loyal servent.
Please await my next communication. 

Andre Lamont De La Shinobu.

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Since the Romantic Day is coming, let's vote and see
who wins the following... 

1. The Biggest Gangsta of Love 

2. The most romantic Boy/Girl

3. Who you would hook up with (If they were real.) 


I'll keep track and post the results on Feburary 15. 
What you thinkin??? Can't do it on the 14th, cos I
gotta life Boyeeeeeee!!!!

I gotta make sure we get our reservations in at White
Castle. The Ol' Lady may get pissed.... 

BTW, What are Pooky-Chan and U2R doing?? C'mon, speak
up mates!! **See Footnote** 

** Disclaimer. Shinobu the god is kidding. Don't get
it twisted. ** 

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When I first started this list, I was a TOTAL newbie.
I didn't know nor care about Sub vs. Dubs. I couldn't
care less. 

But, lately, I've been searching for DECENT anime in
Japanese, but all the damn stores have are the English
versions!! I like some of my Anime in Eigo, like
Ranma, but I really rather watch most other stuff in
the native tougue, Ya Feel me??? 

Are all the stores catering to the DragonBall Z and
Sakura Cardcaptor "Masses"??? 

WHAT THE HELL, IS GOING ON?! 

When a semi-hardcore Anime-Fiend like me can't find
any Dubs, and have to order them on the Net, it is a
servere inconvience. 

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To Bard-Kun-

I thought there was a fairly large Chinatown in
Chicago. I bought my Chinese shirt (Jueng Mo ??) 
in Chinatown in NYC. They had all manor of styles and
colors... 

I went with basic black with the white frogbuttons
that lace up the front, because when I wear it on the
streets, I wear black Sneakers and Jeans with it, with
a White T underneath.

Plus, Just take a Yellow Bandanna and dye some black
polka-dots on it, and you've got instant Ryoga
Thug-wear. 

Gravy!! 

** Shin busts out with tight hip-hop lyrics **

The streets is my thug mode/
Ranma gear is my dress code/

Get Yo ass beat down/
actin' like ya don't know... 

Sissy!!!! 

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Peace Ya'll.

Hopefully, MASS numbers of lurkers, Vets, and New
Skoolers will participate in the poll. 

Andre, aka

** Blows dust off an Old Skool Streetname he hasn't
used since high school **

Sub-Zero. 
SAUCE, OCS, EOE
GSFLGL, H.N.I.C.