Neck cutter.
Hey all, just wondering if I was the only person who realy wants to like,
buy an uzi and climb a clock tower on valentines day?  With my dumb luck,
i'd either be too drunk to climb, fall off the clock tower, and break
my hip, or be to drunk to shoot, and pass out at the top and  puke on
myself.  Oh well.  (cut to scene of Neck Cutter approaching bottle of
old crow with bouquet of wilted dandelions, "oh beautious whiskey, wouldst
thou consent to date with me, this fine {HAHAHAHA!!!} day?"  *A bottle
of knob creek wanders by*  "Oh, this quandary rends my head, like a swordsman
splitting a melon.  Knob creek, for it's class, good taste, and nifty
bottle, or old crow, for it's a fiery spirit, with style, and a taste
mine noble tongue hast acquired........ The gods faces shine, for mine
noble nugget hast reached an end to this soul splitting decision......
I must have them both!!!!!)  umm, sorry 'bout that, had a little much
coffee...... (scene of neck cutter running down mainstreet naked, with
an axe and half a cantoloupe).... I think i'll be... umm.... getting
a little more sleep, and girding up my alchoholic armor for the valentine's
day massacre.  Ja ne.
Neck Cutter.