>BTW Hotnit, do you wanna have a Ranma 1/2 battle rap
>contest? See who can write the dopest lyrics about the
>Ranma click?? Get at me Dogg!! (^_^) 


Well now that you mention it, I do recall busting a dope ryhme or two in 
my
time per se. ^_^ Actually now that you mention it I also recall almost ge
tting
beat like a red-headed step newbie for doing it here on the merry ML... @
_@;;;
Ah the ML memories...

Sorry been away so long, school doesn't start till next week and my acces
s to
a PC is limited seeing as...I don't have one! That and well Shenmue and S
kies
of Arcadia have been taking up most of my...life actually. Haven't eaten 
or
bathed in a month! I look like like one of those kids on the feed the bro
ke
ass chil'rens commercials! But screw it! Man that Aika, that's one Greek 
Pita
I'd like to stuff! And don't get me started on Shenmue! Speaking of
which...it's been five minutes! Must...play! 


Observations on the Shenmue-verse:

1. Everybody's at home. They just don't like you.
"What do you mean, 'I guess nobody's home??? I just saw them walk in! Ope
n up!
Let's scmooze dammit! I got doritos... Damn. Guess I'll go to park and
practice that move again."

2. Although only on Disk 2, apparently the only piece of ass you're getti
ng in
that game is Nozumi.

[Ryo Hazuki-nit]: So what time do you get off?
[Slot House Girl]: Hope to see you at the slot house!
[Hazuki-nit]: So you seeing anybody?
[Slot House Girl]: Hope to see you at the slot house!
[Hazuki-nit]: Damn baby you look fine, must be jelly cuz jam don't shake 
like
that!
[Slot House Girl]: Hope to see you at the slot house!
[Nozumi]: Oh Ryo, I have strong feelings for you and really want you to s
lip
me the big one, but I can't express them until such a time as the game
allows.
[Ryo Hazuki-nit]: Gah! Nozumi?! Don't sneak up on me like that! I think t
he
Slot House Girl was starting to dig me! See what you did!? Just go away c
reepy
turtle neck girl! I don't love you! I love the slot house girl! I mean su
re
the conversation isn't much...but ain't she fine?! 

Now I have to wait 24 hours for her to walk past here again. I mean sure 
I'd
just go to the slot house but that drunken sailor might beat my ass again
=2E..
*sweatdrop*

Sorry for the rant, it's just *sniff* These games always do this to me! F
irst
I can't have Selfie! Now this! Thank god Sephiroth skewered Aeris or she'
d
have probably found someway to come between me and Tifa's big breastseses
s!

3. Although beating Fu-san's ass every morning then going to the park and

training all day so you can go to bed and wake up and beat his ass with e
ven
better moves is fun, you should eventually *attempt* to do something rela
ted
to the story.

[Ryo hazuki-nit]: Lan who? Phoenix what? Whatever. Think I'll beat Fu-san
's
ass summore heh, then go scam on the slot house girl summore.

4. Kittens really need to get off their lazy asses and get jobs.

5. Having to get home by 11:00 so that the Ine-san doesn't take away your
 five
dollar allowance *really* takes away from teh bad ass felling you get aft
er
singlehandly bitch slapping a bar full of drunkards.

[Ryo Hazuki-nit]: *dusting self off* Now if you gentlemen will excuse me,
 I
have to get home or there's no milk and cookies for me!
[Beaten mass o' scrubs]: *groan*


Anyway enogh SPAM from me! Back to teh Dreamcast!

Hotnit