*** Shinobu yelling***

Heyyyyyy Yoooooo!!!!

What's the deal Ladies and Gents?? 

It's Shin-Dogg, bringing you the best in hardcore ML
posting. 

Tonight's special Guests are... 

Team Rocket!!! 

Yo, Jessie and James, step to the Mike!!!

** Jessie and James grab microphones ** 

Jessie: 
Prepare for Trouble... 

James:
And make it double... 

Team Rockets in the house to make you shuffle!

Gonna steal Pikachu and after that/
We'll jet to the crib and grab a phat sack/
Of that fire Ranma, watch Kuno get smack/
And then rule the world, how do ya luv that?? 

Denouncing the evils of truth and love/
We're so bad SATAN wouldn't give us a hug!! 

Moving at the speed of light/
Surrender now or prepare to fight/
Thought you could hang, now that's an oversight/
Knockin yo' ass out... say Good Night!! 

*** Shin-Dogg grabbin the mike *** 

Give it up for Team Rocket!!! 

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Wuz up ya'll. 

Frankly, I'm quite disappointed. I posted that Ukyo is
the supreme being stuff hoping to recieve a serious
tounge-lashing. Is this all?? Hopefully, the more
sarcastic of the ML will get their buttocks out of bed
and POST SOMETHIN'!!!

Thanks. (^_^) 
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Reasons why Genma "Boom-Boom" Saotome is a true
player. 

1. The Doo-rag, aka Bandana. Chicks dig 'em!! 

2. Dissin Ranma at every opportunity. The scene when
Ran and Genma go to the Doll Inn, and Genma cold jacks
Ranma for his bottle of Milk.

"WAH ah haaa!! Foolish Boy!!!" 

3. Genma-Panda is all about eating and sleeping. Just
add going to the John every now and again, and you'd
see man behave in the way God intended. 

4. Anytime there's any kind of trouble, danger or
incovieniance, Genma immediately reverts to Panda
mode. What better way to deal with one's problems?? 

"Just a cuddly ol panda!!" 

5. Genma's mackin on the underage girls. Just check
out "Akane and her Sisters."

Face it, Kurumi and Natsume were STRAPPED!! Those
girls had hella Breasts Yo! Genma had them serving him
beer, and giving back rubs. Is this not the actions of
a true pimp??? 

Look, even though Smimmergirl calls Gen a "Mutant
Sperm Donor", Genma in my book is Player!! 

In fact, I think I'll create a new faction: 

The Genma Saotome school of Anything Goes BIG Pimpin. 

Anybody interested?? The first thousand members get a
fake gold chain. 

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And now, Shinobu-Ra shalt reply to the Ml body
politic: 

Lunde-San
>Can we suggest Onna-Ranma + Ucchan as best couple?

** Shinobu ponders the possibilities. ** 

Umm.. The Pervert factor would be off the scale...
but... Anooo... Umm... 

I'll have to get back to you on that one, I have to
take a shower!! (^_^) 
 
Pooky-Chan-
>Very well said! I couldn't say it better myself. She
>is the only one for Ranma... how could he not want a
>woman like her?!

See, Ukyo's got it goin' on, Ya heard?? 

I've never read a post by U2R on this subject, but,
based on his call name, he probably agrees with you,
right?? 

I look at it like this... 

Ukyo's runnin her own business, so she's got a little
Cheddar Cheese saved up. 

She's still getting her education, 

She's not as violent (Most of the time) as some
fiances that shall remain nameless...

Ukyo has, to my knowledge, never 

1. Poisoned
2. Used mind control
3. tried to make pornographic Movies, pictures or
DvD's of 

Ranma. 

About the Kodachi thing, I was just sayin that to Snap
on HotNit a lil bit, cus Kodachi is his woman. 

Just jokin Hot, we know Kodachi is FINE! (^_^) 

Akane-Chan-
>Ukyo and Ranma will be happy together!

So, what's YOUR angle, "Akane"-chan?? 

Do you want Akane and Mousse to hook up?!?!?

ADMITT IT!! 

Jokin. 

I dunno about Ranma and Ukyo. I only support Ukyo as
Ranma's finace because SHE wants it. I personally feel
Ukyo-Sama can do much better. 

My Choices: 

Ukyo and Ryoga 
Ukyo and Mousse. 

Why?? Those guys would treat her better than Ranma,
IMHO. 

Ukchana-
>We all know the reasons for Shampoo and Kodachi to go
>away: Ranma doesn't love them.  But why should Ranma
>pick Ukyou over Akane?

I don't think I've responded to you before. How are
ya?? 

Anyway, check my list o' reasons than Ran Should get
with Ukyo. 

If Ukyo just decided to leave Ranma alone, that's all
Gravy with me. In fact, I wonder if Ranma would begin
to chase her to win her back?? That's what he did on
the "Desperately Seeking Shampoo" OAV.(Non-Canon) 
     
Like Mr Wang says, the characters are pre-set into
certain behavior patterns. So maybe Ranma would get
jealous. Just speculation on my part. 

Me-
>> Shampoo couldn't even carry Ukyo's soiled bra, 

Mr Keefe-
>What?  You're saying Ukyou's tits are that big?  
>Me thinks you've been watching the wrong program...  

>Besides, we all know Shampy is the bomb.  She'd kick
>Ukyou's buttin a minute... 
   
Ukyo's breasts are so large, there's a big
"Pasturized, USDA" label on 'em!! (^_^) 

Seriously, 

Shampoo is fine too, and It's Gravy. 

But, Shampoo messed up when she started putting MCS
(Mind Control Substances) in Ranma's food, drink, etc.

That ain't Gravy. That is an ass-kickable offense!
(^_^) 

As far as the butt kicking thing, Ukyo and Xian Pu
have never fought that decisive, shirts get ripped, no
holds barred slugfest, so that's open to debate. 

However, I'll say this. Ranma has fought them both,
when the girls were seriously trying to hurt him. Ukyo
lasted a relatively long time with Ranma, and made him
work for the victory. 

Advantage: Ukyo. 

>Again, posting is the _last_ thing we want, so I'll
>leave it at that....

I heard that!! I'll try not to post anymore, because
we really shouldn't have people doing all that
posting. We could get Sued!! 
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** Shinobu, back in the studio. **

So Jessie, the Tabloids are saying that you and James
are expecting a Love Child. Is that true?? 

Jessie: 
Absolutely Not!! Those are just vicious rumors. 

** Picks up copy of "Daily Sport, a British tabloid"
**

So this isn't you coming out of James's mansion??
Isn't this you BUTT-NEKKID???
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Ok guys. That's all for now. I'd like to thank my
special guests, Team Rocket!! 

Their new album, "We'll kick Yo' Ass", comes out in
stores on the 21st. It features guest apperances by
Marilyn Manson, Mobb Deep and Led Zepplin. 

Peace!! 
Shinobu-Ra, supaa mackdaddy. 
Sauce for life, EoE, 
OCS. 
  

 

Keep it Wushel, Mr Keefe!!! 


     

 
Jessie