** 
Night time. The Moon shines a sickly, yellow light on
the Autumn earth. 

We come upon a chamber. Four menacing statues stand in
the North, South, East and West. 

A figure slowly rises from a musty sarcophagus. 

Unearthly music begins to play, as the figure begins
to chant.

** 

Ancient Spirits of Evil... 
Transform this decayed form... 

To Shinobu-Ra, the EVER, 

LIVING!!! Wah haa haa ha!!! 
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Greetings, all. Who's got the Wolfbane?? 

Don't be scared tonight children,
Just do the Monster Mash baby!! 

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Pierre, who is totally "Krossed Out"-

>*chuckles* To think there was a time I was trying to
>learn "I missed the bus".

I missed the bus... 
and I'll never ever ever do it again!! 

(^_^) 

Yeah, I still listen to my old Kriss Kross CD's on
occasion.  Ain't no shame in my game.
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The Smurf Conspiracy theory.

Brad Sempai, In reference to the Origion of the
species-
>Well, if the cartoon is considered canon 
>(smurf canon... gawd), then
>Gargamel created Smurfette to sow discord among the
>male smurfs.  She originally had ugly spiky black
>hair, and was shunned by the smurfs until
>she got a little 'magic surgery'
 
Hey Sempai, it's be awhile. How are ya?? 

Now then, down to business... 
I thought that's how Smurfette came about. See, i had
my Smurf history down pat. Then, one of my classmates
told me that Smurfette was the mother of all the
others. 

that theory blew my mind. But see, I can't remember
how the Smurfs themselves came about.

Plus, then there's Asrael, the cat. Wuzzup with him??
I mean, Gargamel treated him like crap.  If I were
Asrael, I would have rebelled.

>"La, LA, la-la-la-la, la, la-la-la-la!  La, LA,
la-la->la-la, la,la-la-la-la!"  
 
LOL!! 
I wonder how many times I went around Indy humming
that... 

Now, Da Wiz leaps into the Fray.

(BTW, Purple T Avenger, wherest art thou?? Forgive me
for apportioning Thy verses.) 

>The smurfs are what none of you know them to be. The
>smurfs are...in reality.....COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA! 
>Yes, you heard me!

** Shocked Voice ** 

HOW dare you say such things!!  (^_^)  
My whole childhood is filled of plesant memories of
the Smurfs. 

Papa Smurf, though his power is absolute, rules 
the Smurfs with kindness and mercy. He does not abuse
his power. And, the Smurfs always fight against the
evil Gargamel... 

How could they be Communists?? 
(;_;) 


Kidding. I DO wanna hear this Communist thing
however... 
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Well Ladies and Gents, I would write more, but now I
must depart. 

** Shinobu adjusts his Dark blue Ninja suit. He
affixes his mask. *** 

Trick or Treating awaits!!! 

Shinobu-Ra, the Ever-Perverted. 
Sauce, EoE.