Re: ranma ML 6 hour matome okuri


to ranma@ML.usagi.org
from "happosai's pipe" <happosai420@yahoo.com>
subject Re: ranma ML 6 hour matome okuri
date Mon, 2 Oct 2000 23:01:23 -0700 (PDT)
prequel: hey hotnit i thought you were gonna leave
us..?  glad yer still round tho..!

> Fritz inquires:
> 
> >Who would be the best in bed?

ahh now that's what im talkin about.. i think hotnit
covered th bases tho..  heres my own reviews:

Happosai: Master.  more likely mastURb.... heheh don't
wonder what he does w/ all them panties anymore!

Suon: bad lay, probably premature, then cry about it
all night.

Genma:  DEFINITE premature.. that's prolly how ranma
came to be..

Ryouga: heavy handed, but if you want your world
ROCKED.. (Shampoo would prolly like a lil of that
action..)

Ranma: yeh, call it "martial arts" doinking, and he'd
ba a whiz in 5 minutes

Kuno:  Clumsy, and he'd talk too much.

Mousse:  he'd get all flustered, and make a mess in
his pants.

Dr. Tofu:  you know this guy'd know all the right
places...!

Now, what you hentai ecchi preverts have really been
waiting for:

Akane:  The mood swings'll make it so when she's in
the mood, look out, otherwise, forget it.  When she
IS, she'll ride you like a stallion all night or until
you pass out.  Dont expect many favors, much less
positions.

Shampoo: O my god.  Now you KNOW.  yeh you know.  why
even go there.  anything.  everything.  and performed
wonderfully.....

but then i guarenteeee ill be in the clinic next week
having Peter tested for everything.  EVERYTHING.  when
the tests all come back positive I'll think.. was it
worth it..?

yup.

Ukyo: Now i do believe Ukyo to be the best all around
good lay-- and yes, i do think you could get some oral
satisfaction outta her.  I think that fits in well
with her "eager to please" attitude.  Granted, that
wont stretch as far as to get her to bite some pillow,
but im sure she'd be willing to try a few different
manuvers.

Kodachi.  Not even worth it.  Don't even think about
it.  That's the kind of woman you need to break first.
 smack her around a bit.  with yer dinger.  give her
the "mushroom stamp" on her forhead.  then *let* her
suck it, if she's LUCKY.  just for a bit.  then before
she can open that mouth of hers, flip 'er over and
RAILROAD that...

sorry

Cologne:  well if that's your thing...

Nibiki: depending on how it'll play off to her benifit
later.. this can be *very* good, or it can be humping
a dead fish.  don't expect to have too much, if any
control.  OR requests fulfilled.  without a price.

Kasumi: Missionary only.  But i bet it'll be the only
missionary you'll ever need.  Once you get her rhythm
going, im sure this lil geisha will draw every last
drop from you.

Ranma-chan:  HEY LEAVE ME ALONE!  THIS IS ALL
THEORETICAL! THESE ARE JUST CARTOONS I DIDNT START
THIS THREAD I DONT LIKE MEN.

but yeh.. like this would ever , no **EVER** happen
(well like any of this whole post would ever happen..
see defensive statement above) Yeh female Ranma would
know all the right buttons to push.. ya know..!  She'd
have first hand (no pun intended) experience in the
matter.  And you KNOW that thats gotta be tight..
mmm.. SNAPPIN'!  Just wanna grab that pigtail as...

hehehe you just read all that

pervert.



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