*** Screaming *** 

WAZZ UPPPP??????!!!!!??????

HEYYY YOOO!!! This is Shinobu the god, reporting for
duty Ya'll!!! 

Just flew in from New York City, and boy are my arms
tired!!! (^_^) 

*** Sound of crickets, silence *** 

Ok, umm anyway, moving on....
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My Girl Smimmy-Smimm...
>Hey everyone!!  I betcha missed me, huh?!

Hi!! I missed you. 

**Kirin voice *** 

Ever since I joined the ML school of the seven lucky
gods hentai-squad, no-one has understood him as much
as you... 

>>Shin-diggity-dogg(dawwwwwgggggggg.):
>> After watching the "100 Greatest Old Skool joints"
>> on B.E.T., I feel especially Funkdafied. 

>I'll have you know that song is sitting on my
>computer right now.
>By Da Brat?  HELL YES!! "Soooooo soooooooo.....
>funkdafieeeddd...." 

No doubt Baby!! My cut was, "Mind-blowwin..."

Here lately though, I've been listening to that new 
De La Soul. 

Me-
>>Announcer: Welcome to the Anything Goes "Yo Mama"
>>putdown contest!!! 

Smimm the goddes-
>Awww... hell no.  Man, I've heard so many of these
>it's hillarious.
>I could beat ANYBODY in this one.. 

Yo, when I was in High School, you had to be on top of
your "Joanin'" or "Cut Up Skillz", or else you had to
live with people talkin' about you, your clothes, and
Yo' Mama... ALL DAY!! 

(^_^) My skillz were vicious... I used to go to the
library after school just to look up new material. But
now, the glorious Internet makes it soo easy!! 

Go to 

www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama/ 

for the hotsh&t! 

BTW, so you wanna joan huh?? (^_^) 

Yo mama's so old, she was the waitress at the Last
Supper!! 

Jokin. Later on, neh??

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Mr Spillman-
>virtually any topic aboutTakahashi-sensei or
>her creations can be discussed. The UY ML can always
>use new people 
(desperately ^_^).

Ok, Gravy!! But I'll keep it low-key, compared to my
intro to this ML!! (^_^) 

BTW, Sensei, 
what is the "RAAMarketplace NG"??
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The Bard-
>" I shall flex my mighty armo/
>" And yell "OYAJI!"-Dan Hibki, "Les Taunterables"    

So wuz up man??? Are you a Dan fan too?? 

Gravy!! Even though the deck is stacked against him, I
cannot resist the satisfaction of bustin' heads with
good ol' Dan!! 

(^_^) 
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>> Now before you come to a snappy conclusion, emember
>>that with most women (and this has been confirmed by
>>both genders) they tend to be the opposite in bed
>>than they are in public (a vocal and social girl
>>is a wet fish in bed). Also this is partially true
>>for the guys.

Brother Hotnit-
>Ack!! Don't you believe that sh*t! Heck I'd be in
>church right now tryin' to get laid if this were
>true! I believed it myself I tells ya

LOL!!! 
Speak the truth brother! 

>Ryoga, who while he wouldn't be
>excessively rough just very uh...vigorous and heavy
>handed so to speak. 

Right on.. but I wouldn't call Ryoga heavy handed..
he's just going for his!! (^_^) 

I ain't gonna lie, I know a lot of people when they
are about to Knock Boots for the first time rip Bra's,
break tables and beds, and basically tear up stuff
because they are nervous or scared. Ryoga will be
Aiight. 

>Kuno would piss most girls off because he'd be
>thinking of any girl other than the one he's with at
>the time...

Man look, Kuno's just a pimp like that!! 
Like on that one TV episode, when He took Nabiki as
his wife, and 

"Akane Tendo and the Pigtailed Girl as Concubines!!"  

And he was dead up serious, Na'Mean?? He's just a
playa. 

>Mousse would come up high and dry after his
>partner up and left the third time he tried to
>penetrate her nasal canal.

*** Shinobu is forced to stop typing!! His stomach is
starting to hurt from violent laughter. *** 

Damn you!! I just bought these silk boxer shorts... 
(-: 

Yo, Hotnit, I agree, Ukyo-Sama would definately be
wifey material. As for the Oral thang, it's all about
your Game, Partna!! 

kinda reminds me of that Old-Skool SWV song, 
"Downtown:"

"I'm going downtown... 
that's the way to prove my love.."

Look, Ukyo-Sama is soo 'Bout it, I would cross her
gates everyday, and twice on Sunday, and not even care
if she reciprocated. 

Shinobu: If you killed me right now, I'd die a happy
man!! 

>Now all you squeamish guys need not worry because
>it's scientifically proven that an erection dulls all
>our other perceptions by at least 700%. "Hey. My
>hairs on fire. Aww, I'll put it out later! *sings*
>I'm havin' sex, I'm havin'
>seeeeeeeeex".  

**Shinobu stares at his terminal for a minute.
Incredibly, He is at a loss for words ** 

LOL!! 
We're sharing all the intimate guy secrets tonight
huh?? (^_^) 

Well ladies, It's all TRUE!!! 

Dudes DON'T give a DAMN what's going on, untill
afterwards that is... 

Me: What the HELL is that?!? 
Kodachi: A XXX-Large Butt plug

Me: "....." 

What the Hell?!? Let's go for it!! 

>And finally there's Akane. You will have to do
>*everything* But she's not a completely cold fish.

Well, I think Akane is a Down Low Sex-Fiend!! 

Check the Manga, when Mikado almost kisses her. When
her and Ran-Dogg are walking home, she says something
like, 

"I'd develop sex-appeal if I met somebody I liked."

I knew then that Akane would be down for some Sexual
Healing. Then I peeped the "Akane to Remember" Joint,
when She gets out of the bath, in HER ROBE... 

It made me say "Oooohhh  Oooohhhh Ooohhh"... 

Yo, I ain't gonna lie, I'd have to grab the Ball, 
drive down the lane, get inside the paint, break down
the "D", and 

DOMINATE!!! 

** Supreme evil pervert grin *** 
 
That's my word. 
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ok ladies and gents, that's all from me tonight. I
managed to find some Ranma style threads in Chinatown,
so I'm Shinin'!!! (^_^) 

To Mr Spillman: Hope you're feeling better. 

Ogenki Ganbatte yo!!

Heiwa. 

Andre' Lamont Du Shinobu. 
Master, La Belle France School of Martial Arts Dining,
North American divison.

Sauce to the end, 
EoE Fo' life.