Gah RL took me away from teh list again. Not that my life is so terribly
exciting mind you, it's just hard to do everything when you sleep 12 hour
s a
day 0_o I gotta get my biliogical clock off of lazy bastard summer time.
Well to teh hentai first, other stuff tommorow!

Fritz inquires:

>Who would be the best in bed?

>Now before you come to a snappy conclusion, remember that with most
>women (and this has been confirmed by both genders) they tend to be
>the opposite in bed than they are in public (a vocal and social girl
>is a wet fish in bed). Also this is partially true for the guys.

Ack!! Don't you believe that sh*t! Heck I'd be in church right now tryin'
 to
get laid if this were true! I believed it myslef I tells ya. But the thin
g is
it depends on what type of quiet girl it is. If it's the kind that's only

quiet in say, public or in social situations but doesn't shut up when you
're
on the phone the theory holds. But the theory destabilizes when you have 
a
*true* quiet shy girl. You know the kind that never knows what she wants 
to do
on the date, or doesn't care where you go to eat, always gigglin' and stu
ff
when you *know* how corny your jokes. Beware! For that fish will be colde
r
than that served in an alaskan sushi bar. God forbid you get her to make 
an
audible consent to have sex, you'll haveto have a mirror on hand to make 
sure
she's still BREATING. And let me tell you how attractive that "fists nerv
ously
clenched to chest" pose is.  Well maybe if you're the friggin' *Central P
ark
Rapist*, otherwise, nuh uh. I tell ya, pack a a spatula so you can flip h
er
over if you want to change positions. But with out further adoo-doo, teh
question who is the best depends on what you're looking for. For the ladi
es if
they're looking for a gentle caring lover they'd probably go for Ranma wh
o
might be a little clumsy at first but he's a quick study and would do it 
till
he got it right. Might speed things up if you named it Martial Arts somet
hin'
though. If they just wanted to be uh "taken" or whatever the female term 
for
gettin rocked, than look no further than  Ryoga, who while he wouldn't be

excessively rough just very uh...vigorous and heavy handed so to speak. K
uno
would piss most girls off because he'd be thinking of any girl other than
 the
one he's with at the time and Mousse would come up high and dry after his

partner up and left the third time he tried to penetrate her nasal canal.
 Now
as far as the girls are concerned, it again depends on what you like? The
 best
straight up sex would probably come from Ukyo. Just your basic garden var
iety
good lay. probably won't allow anything too extreme, oral is doubtful, bu
t you
can coax her into a position or two or three. Makes a fair amount of nois
e but
not excessive, just enough to add to the eroticness of teh experience. Th
is is
gonna be like the girl you wanna marry someday fella so take notes. Then 
you
have Shampoo. This is the girl you want to cheat on your wife with fellas
=2E I
mean you name it she'll do it for ya. Oral, positions not seen in the kam
a
sutra, teh works. Heck probably anal too! Aww, who am I kidding? Anal too
! You
probably wouldn't even have to ask her, she'd put that bad boy in herself
=2E And
man is she a screamer. Hope the neighbors are out of town. Anyway  she's 
like
one of those girls that know a little ~too~ much y'know? Like you don't m
ind
at teh time, but afterward you think to yourself, "Daaaaaaamn. Just how m
any
guys tapped that ass anyway?????" Kodachi is like Shampoo only she will w
ant
to be in the driver's seat and god help you if you have a low pain thresh
old.
Now all you squeamish guys need not worry because it's scientifically pro
ven
that an erection dulls all our other perceptions by at least 700%. "Hey. 
My
hairs on fire. Aww, I'll put it out later! *sings* I'm havin' sex, I'm ha
vin'
seeeeeeeeex". And finally there's Akane. You will have to do *everything*
=2E But
she's not a completely cold fish. She might shift every now and then. Let
 out
an average amount of moans and groans. Maybe two positions, 3 tops. No Or
al.
Don't even ask. No anal. Don't even think about it. Your shoulder will be

dislocated and your arm broken in three places.  BUt all in all good 2-3 
night
a week sex. This is the girl your mother wants you to marry. Personally I
'd
pick Ukyo for the fact that my prostate would explode if I messed with
Kodachi.