** Shinobu rises from his sarcophagus. Four menacing
statues surround him. Wierd music begins to play **

Andre: Ancient Spirts of Hentai... 

Transform this decayed form... 

To Shinobu-Ra, the ever.. 

Perverted!!! 

Wahhh! ha HA HAA!!!    
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Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. 

After watching the "100 Greatest Old Skool joints" on
B.E.T., I feel especially Funkdafied. 

*** Singing *** 

Why must I be like that?? 

Why must I chase the cat?? 

Ain't nothin' but the DOGG in me... 

BOW WOW WOW 

YIPPE YO YIPPE YAY...

** Ahem**

Excuse me!! (^_^) 

Anyway, let me get on with it.
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Reddjango-
>Hey people I'm new to the ML... 

Whazzupp????  

Welcome aboard, and have fun with "This Thing of
Ours." (^_^)
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My man Colin-
>Damn, you're funny, Shin-man.  Oh,
>and I didn't know PT's was some sort of chain.  Only
>one I knew of was the one down in Louisville.  It's
>gone downhill from what it used to be, I hear.

Hey Colin! It's been a while, but, since you were in
Canada, it's Gravy. Yo, I try to add a lil' spice to
this Ml thang... 

Louisville?? That's my second home, ya heard?? 
I only live two hours away in Indianapolis, so me and
my Doggs go down there a lot! Last year there was a
Phat Hip-Hop party on the Riverboat... 

It was the bomb!! 
Well, the Louisville PT's is better than ours here,
last time I checked. 
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Smimmergirl- 
>Women are built tough! ^_^;

Yep.. and they hit hard too!! 

>Andre:

Using my christian name huh?? (^_^) 
I've been shamelessly trying to perfect my French
accent so I tell the ladies that I'm from Paris. 

Chicks love it dude!! 


Ranma-Kun: Have you seen any girls around?? 

Shinnosuke: Girls ???

Ranma: You know man...  CHICKS!! 


Smimm-
>"My anaconda don't want NONE unless you got BUNS
hun!" 

"You can do crunches and sit-ups... 
But please don't lose that Butt!!" 

BTW Smimm, Keep your head up Ok?? It'll be all Gravy
neh?? (^_^)  
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Bradster:
>"Ranma!  How dare you treat Akane like that!  God may
>forgive you, but Sailor Hibiki will not!!"  

Isn't that quote from Kekko Kamen?? Now THAT is
classic hentai! 

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Well, I've been on this Ml of a minute, and there is
something about Ranma 1/2 that bothers me. 

Why the Hell is the Ranma cast so forgiving?? 

1.Prince Kirin tried to take Ranma out and steal his
woman. 

Ranma recieves a vat full of Fukojin pickles. 

2. Prince Toma tries to kill Ranma, and steal his
woman once again. 

Ranma and Co. end up with a weeks worth of vacation,
and Nabiki gains something new for her wardrobe. 

3. Akane, after defeating Natsume and Kurumi, laughs
and smiles as the sisters promise to return to HER
house to fight Akane AGAIN!! 

I mean, what ever happend to 

** Grim Smile**  Vengence!! 

I guess I'm not understanding. If you come to my house
like Natsume did, get me evicted, and try to take over
my family, I have no choice but to kick your ass, 

ON SIGHT!! 

Help me understand Ya'll. 

Aiight then Peeps. 
Later. 

Shinobu-Ra. SAUCE-man, EoE, Rowdy and equipment
manager for Earth, Wind and Fire.  

"Vengence is mine", saith Shinobu-Ra.