*screams*  I _HATE_ SCHOOL!!!!

And my parents, but that's a different story.  I haven't had time to
sleep lately, so you knowwww......well, IT's FRIDAY.
AND THERE IS INTERCESSION!!  JOYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Anyway, yes, I am
alive, and still Big Pimpin' ^_^; =0P

*also has a brand spankin' new compppputttteeerrr~~*


Stiff-chan:

>After the deed was done and the baby was born, the guy was looking all pale

>and shaken, and _he_ looked like he was gonna faint, like _HE_ was the one 
>who'd just been through an ordeal. ^_^  And when he got home, he told his 
>mom, "I can't believe you went through that _FIVE_ times!" :P 

>Having said all that.... yep, I think women are the stronger species.  ^_^ 


Actually, some one told me this a long time ago, Erin, I think...
anyway..

Supposedly, a woman's threshold of pain is supposed to be 9 times
that of a man.  

^_^  YES, CHICKS RULE!! ^_^;  Some one else told me of some something...
I think it was supposed to be in support of women being in the army 
or something..... but apparently they took like 5 business women,
5 stay at home moms and then 10 business men and put them through some kinds
of tests just to see who would be a better soldier (this is
all like information from a couple of years ago from a friend, so you know)

From what I was told, the stay at home moms performed better than
every one in the group in ALL the tests, just because of their daily 
activities.  But when you think about it, really it makes sense.
They carry around car seats and strollers and run around all day
managing things and organizing things for kids.  Washing, cleaning,
cooking, driving, picking up kids, grocery shopping.. all those
things (and men, don't laugh) are really physical activities.

Women are built tough! ^_^;

>But she says that the pimples break out all over when her 
>period starts, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. 

Something to do with horomones and extra stress from PMS.
Happens to a lot of people. 

>I think it's rather that he *doesn't* think about it anymore.  What's more 
>to think about, when he's already very familiar with the (his own) female 
>body, even more so than he would've liked? :P 

"Oh, wow.  There is a pair of boobs..." *deadpan*

>Well, most 11- or 12-year-olds out there probably wait on tenterhooks in 
>anticipation of their first period.  You know, that silly thing about 
>becoming a _real_ woman when you get your period. 

*laughs*  Yeah, well, they just don't KNOW!! 

>1.  Who's your favorite character in Ranma 1/2 (male or female)? 

Ack.  Ranma, definately, because boy is just like... BOOM.
Ryouga/Mousse/Kuno are right up there in second place...
and then it's Akane and Shampoo.  Then Cologne and Happosai and
Nabiki, and then Kodachi.

I don't really like the rest ^_^

>2.  Who's your most favorite male anime/manga character? 

Having problems with this one. ^_^;  Ranma and Seiya(starlight, from SM) are
like, fighting each other for first place. 

>3.  Who's your most favorite female anime/manga character? 

Usagi Tsukino.  The most beautiful character ever invented in anime.
Every time I read the manga she captures me again and again.
(that sounds really gay...oh well....) <-----
      Stanley says that in his profile! *le sigh*

>4.  Who's your favorite anime/manga couple? 

Usagi and Seiya...and Mamoru.  Like... I can't decide between the two.
I guess Mamoru.. (long story) Ranma and Akane are like, after that.

>5.  What anime/manga would you like to see the most?   

I wanna seeeeeee...... I dunno.  I think I'd like to see the insides of my
eyelids for about 3 days strait. 

Hotnit:
>PMS is a hoax much like the Roswell UFO sighting's and Milli Vanilli. 
>If they 'd just wait 15 minutes after eating before they menstruate 
>there'd be no problem.

Please tell me that was sarcasm or satire.  It has to be.


Bard:
>I have work every day, and auditions for tons o' shit, and when I get back 
>from  everything I have to do three hours or so of homework 
>(Junior Year SUCKS)

A-fuckin-MEN, my brother!!  Dude, I've got swim practice at 6:45 in
the morning, then I've got my two AP classes with about 10123269317293712
assignments a day, and let's not forget I have to practice for choir 2 hours
a night, and then I've got voice 2 times a week and piano once a week.  And
I still have OTHER classes like Chem and Spanish 2, and then StuCo and
stuff.  I'm up till like midnight every night.  I didnt' have any homework
thursday (it was the end of the 6 weeks) and I went to a football game. I
thought it was strange to actually have FREE time instead of homework,
instead of the other way around.  BUT HEY!!  I HAVE A _98_ IN AP
HISTORYYYYY!! YAAAAAAAYYY.

>Aww..it's Pikachu!" 
>"...CHUUUUUU!!!" BZZT! 
>"Uh...he likes to be called Phreakachu, actually." 
>Phreakachu pika'd and lit up a blunt. 

*falls over laughing*

*dodges thrown shoes*
Well, I'm a high school student.  _I_ find that amusing. ^)^;


Happosai-guy
>1)  Who would you most like to see lose their curse? 

I would have to say Mousse.  He's such a great guy
and the duck is ugly. ^_^; Besides, his curse doesn't
do much for the advancement of the series.

>2)  Who would you like to see get a curse (and of 
>course- WHAT would it be!?) 

I SO want to see Nabiki with a curse.  I think she should turn into a guy.
Don't know why, but she should.  She could probably turn a profit
off of it.

>3)  Who would you like to see get stuck in altered 
>form for quite a while? 

Akane needs to be a guy, just to see how Ranma feels.

>4)  If an episode or series revolved around a couple 
>(or many!!) of the characters swapping curses for a 
>bit-- who'd ya like to see get stuck with who's 
>curse(s..)? 

Ryouga would make such a cute girl,
and I think that it would be kind of funny if Ranma
got stuck in cat form for a bit when he got wet.
Shampoo would make a cute pink piggy,
and then Mousse a big ass white panda, with Genma
a duck(and Ranma with ranma ringing his neck)

Andre:
>> 4.  Who's your favorite anime/manga couple?   

>Ryoga and Ukyo. 

> Ryoga, from the Tunnel of lost love OAV : "I'm sorry! 
>I'll never betray you again!!" 

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!  Ryouga is a big ol pimp.  That episode was like...
MAN.... hehehehee.  It was frukin' hillarious!! Besides, Ryouga is
soooooo cute when he's plantiveeeee...

Andre-man:

>True, true. 
>ya know, I could really see Shampoo in some tight 
>spandex pants rockin' the GoGo boots. Word! 
>With that (insert hair color) color hair, it would be 
>the Bomb! 

For some reason that reminds me of the Sir MixALot Song
"Baby Got Back"

"My anaconda don't want NONE unless you got BUNS hun!"


Whizz:
   
>If a barfight gets outta control it's just like in the movies , they >hit
evrything moving. 

Bwahahahaha, that sounds like some fun.  I haven't decked any one with
a chair or my fists in a long time.


Bradster:

>"Ranma!  How dare you treat Akane like that!  God may forgive you, >but
Sailor Hibiki will not!!" 

*falls out of her chair*





~*The Irrepressible Unforgettable Undeniable AND VERY TIRED Smim~* 
       - who probably isn't very funny at 3 am