Mo' Ranma


to Ranma@Ml.usagi.org
from Shinobu <shinobi9000@yahoo.com>
subject Mo' Ranma
date Thu, 3 Aug 2000 19:32:45 -0700 (PDT)
What up peeps?? 
Let's get this crackin'... 

****  You already know, Rude and Crude language ****

>>"BTW, who would win, Wolverine vs. Ranma??"

Kocchi-
>That's a tough call! >Damn, my head hurts!

I know!! We'll save this thread for later, when I have
more time to spend on it, but I'm just glad that the
X-Men movie didn't suck... 

*** Shinobu thinks about Halle Berry in tight black
leather ***

AWOOOO!!!!! Halle!! Make me your LOVE SLAVE!! (^_^) 

** AHEMM **  

>Anyway, I think earrings would look good on most of
>the cast, especially Kodachi. 

Yeah, she strikes me as a jewelry person, especially
since she's a rich noblewoman and all. 
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Colin-
>Okay, I can't see anything real obvious or
>visible from the outside except for the obvious
>earrings, but dare I say it?  

>Yes, of course I do. Clit Ring!

I'm glad I've got backup on that!! I mean.. Shampoo is
just soo damn uninhibited!! 

Jumping in the bathtub BOOTY-NEKKIDD... climbing into
bed with Ran... 

The Nipple/Clit thing is just the next step!! 

But her Armbands are off the hook too, they're just so
kawaii! I dunno, but if a woman has toned arms, that's
madd gravy!! 

** Gives Colin a high five **

>Kasumi?  Can't see it.  Of course, you know she could
>be a real slut puppy in secret, with rings and studs
>all over the place.  Sure, I could see it.

You're reading my mind!! Kasumi is TOO quiet ya know??
She reminds me of that TLC song...

"So I creep, 
Yeahhh, Just keep it on the Down Low..."

She's doing her thing on the hush-hush, ya heard me?? 

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LadyAya-
>Gah! I know this is of zero seriousness, but it is
>Ranma related!  Last night and the night before, I
>had one hell of a scary dream.  

Hey, It's all gravy. I had a wierd dream like 3 years
ago that made me almost stop watching Ranma
al-together!! 

I had just got through watching the Movie 2. Remember
when Ranma was fighting Toma, and he was cussing and
stuff?? I was kinda surprised, cos it was out of
character for him.  Anyway, I took a nap, and had a
dream that Ranma raped all the girls, and killed
Mousse, Ryoga and Kuno!! 

I thought I needed some therapy!! (^_^) I didn't read
a Manga or watch an Anime for about a month! Kinda
wierd huh?? I dunno why the hell I had a dream like
that... 

So, I understand how you feel. 
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Lori- of KTF fame?? Nice to meet ya! 

>I could see Ranma with one of those (tattos)
>(a ying-yang symbol, of course:) but that's just me.

Yeah, Ranma would kick ass with a Tat, But I'm thinkin
more of dragons. Remember his Dragon outfit from the
Azuza skating match?? Those dragons, Crying Freeman
style, all over. That would be tight. 
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Jace-
>> Some girl suggested that I get my "One eyed Dragon"
>> done... I looked at her like she was crazy!!

>Your what?  One -Eyed....ew.   OUCH! *winces*

I know!! That girl really disrespected my mind
(offended me). I'd rather die than suffer that
indignity!! 

** The mob wiseguys take Shinobu into an abandoned
warehouse. **

Mobguy1: So, are ya still gonna testify to the FEDS
tomorrow?? 

Shinobu: Why Yes! To testify in a court of law is
every American's civic duty!! I would never allow you
criminal scum to get away with your nefarious schemes!


Mobguy2: So, ya wanna play hardball huh?? 

** Mobguys show Shinobu pictures of Oscar Meyers with
various piercings ** 

Mobguy1: So, ya still wanna talk?? 

Shinobu in a deep Eddie Murphy voice:

Man, HELL NAW!! Are you crazy!!  I ain't sayin a
muthaF&^kin' thing!! 

Mobguy2: Gets 'em everytime... 
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Jace-
>Lol.  I hate to bring this up. But If Ranma ever
>asked for any, what fiance's do you think would
>..um...'comply'?

Kodachi?? Maybe, if Ranma would commit to her for
real. 

Check out the "Mirror Mirror" anime tape...

Kodachi: Once we're married, I'll be yours ever
night....

Ukyo-Sama: I doubt it, cos She's already been played
by Ran once. Even though he was a kid, he was guilty
by association!! (^_^) 

Now if Ranma turned on the charm, and spit massive
game... But that would be Out of Character, IMHO. 

Shampoo: More than likely player!! See clit piercing
section above for more info. 

Akane: Nope. Not the way he normally acts. 

I mean, I think if Ranma was more of a player, saying
whatever and doing whatever to G.T.D. (Get The
Drawles/Underwear) , I don't think any of the fiances
would say no, cos they ALL want him. But then, Ranma
would be a coward. If you've got game, there's no
reason to lie to a girl in order to get some. If you
do that, then you're just a punk, IMHO. 

Anyway, enough preaching! (^_^) 
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Mr Lunde-
>I hate to say it, but I think either Ukyou or Shampoo
>would have sex with Ranma _if_ they thought it would
>certianly trap him into marrying her, because they
>know they are not "first in line"  in the 
>eyes of society.  But they might also do it in
>response to a definite marriage proposal.

That's all true. Especially the "trapping" aspect. I
think that all the fiances except Akane would
entertain such thoughs. 

I love Ukyo-Sama, but I think she would accept an
"Indecent Proposal." Akane's too subborn to go for
anything like that. 
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Anyway, I've expressed a lot of personal opinions I
don't think I could tell anybody else. My people are
not into a lot of sharing at this level. We like to
keep things inside. I thank everybody for being
understanding of me, cos I can be kinda diffrent
sometimes. Thanks. I truly don't mean to offend
anybody.  

To Raquel: 

Hola! Welcome to the ML. Just listen and learn, and
you'll be OK. 

Bye Friends, and those who can barely tolerate me!
(^_^)

Andre Lamont Smith 
EoE, Sauce-man for life! 

BTW, I just rented Kekko Kamen, watch for the latest
review on, 

Shinobu and Haplo at the movies!! 

            


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