Re: ranma ML 1 hour matome okuri
to | ranma@ML.usagi.org
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from | Jace Massie <daijaga@texoma.net>
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subject | Re: ranma ML 1 hour matome okuri
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date | Tue, 01 Aug 2000 09:47:35 -0500
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> Shinoboobs---
>
> Yo, this is mad ******* Hentai!! ***** Readers are advised.
>
I think it was decent of him to warn us...
>
> ** Shinobu and Haplo are chillin' on the couch.
> Shin-Dawg's wearin his Ryoga thug doo-rag, Wifebeater
> T, and some Grey jean shorts. Haplo's sportin' his
> simple blue trousers and shirt.
>
> Shinobu puts La Blue Girl 1 into the vcr. **
>
Important Storyline loop: Shinobu spent all his money on the doo-rag and
Kool-aid.
(Musta sold some more "cartoons off channle 53" to the ppls in the hood.)
>
> Haplo: So what movie are we watching?
>
> Shin: Some ole' hentai I picked up. I've never seen it
> before, but the people on the ML said it was the
> bomb!!
>
> ** Haplo grimaces. **
>
> We'll see.
>
> ** Shinobu and Haplo watch the action on screen. Shin
> starts sipping his glass of Mountain Berry Kool-Aid
> Tentacles appear on screen**
>
> Shin: What the F#$K??
>
> ** Poor Miko gets triple teamed by tentacles. **
I hate that. Why just last week I was at the corner of 5th and main and
BOOM! triple team tenticles.
>
>
> Haplo: Well, those Japanese guys ain't bullshittin'
> about this Hentai business huh??
>
> ** Shin-Dogg takes another swig of Kool-Aid **
>
> Gravy!! BTW, why are they translating her age to be
> 18, when she's saying 16 in Japanese??
> Guess that's some jail bait right there...
Durn American sell out mother fugecakes (NOTE: This statement has been
edited from its 5 page draft and modified to fit your TV screen)
>
>
> *** After the flick ***
>
> Shinobu-Siskel: Well Haplo, what did you think??
lol!
>
>
> Haplo-Ebert: Well, the penetration was excellent, and
> the realistic drawings of the private parts were well
> done. I have to give this a THUMBS UP!
>
> Shinobu: Well, I agree, but there's no lesbian scene,
> and I hated the meaningless dialouge. Therefore, I
> have to give this movie, THE FINGER!!
ROTFLMAO
>
>
> Announcer: La Blue girl 1, One thumbs up. Definatly a
> rental.
> ------
>
> I've been thinkin'. This a definate HotNit style
> question, but I'ma say it anyway.
>
> For the Ranma 1/2 ladies, what body piercings would
> look good on them and why??
>
> Ukyo, rockin' the Belly ring.
> Sexy!!
>
> EoE in DA HOUSE BABY!!!!!
>
> And ladies, what would look good on the fellas?? Don't
> be shy!! :P
> --------
>
I totaly agree. Ukyo's built for it. I could see her rockin' in a half
shirt to soem old school Kravitz with a belly ring. On the other hand,
Akane has this really traditional background thing going, so its hard to
imagine her with "outrageuos" peircings. I think if you put her in a mega
death tank with some leather pants and sort of frizzied her hair with pink
highlights, she'd look cool with like 7-10 ear rings and like a dangling
pirate flag or soemthign from the other ear.
PS. Shin-san, I know an excellent fanfic series you'd like. Ill get the
link for it in a few and post it for ya. ^-^
--------
Jace the furious-
*** Oh yeah! Im a raging pot of untamed anger baby! ^-^***
About the Shirts, they also wear them out here in the
Midwest. (Chicago, Indy, etc.)
I've got a couple of those. that's why I feel that
*** I also have a few. But if there were any that even remotly had any
REAL anime on the front, I'd 've paid twice the price for them. I do
however, have a few Transformers shirts and one Macross! Hey, I say keep
buyin' 'em. If the industry notices trends like that, they may start
thinking about marketing ACTUAL anime shrit *shrug* ^_^***
Thats all from me. Later.
Jace "Shinobu gave the movie finger. Poor Miko's probably jealous. " M
SAUCE, EOE
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