Re: ranma ML 1 hour matome okuri


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from Jace Massie <daijaga@texoma.net>
subject Re: ranma ML 1 hour matome okuri
date Tue, 01 Aug 2000 09:47:35 -0500
> Shinoboobs---
>
> Yo, this is mad ******* Hentai!! *****  Readers are advised.

>

I think it was decent of him to warn us...

>
> ** Shinobu and Haplo are chillin' on the couch.
> Shin-Dawg's wearin his Ryoga thug doo-rag, Wifebeater
> T, and some Grey jean shorts. Haplo's sportin' his
> simple blue trousers and shirt.
>
> Shinobu puts La Blue Girl 1 into the vcr. **
>

Important Storyline loop: Shinobu spent all his money on the doo-rag and
Kool-aid.
(Musta sold some more "cartoons off channle 53" to the ppls in the hood.)

>
> Haplo: So what movie are we watching?
>
> Shin: Some ole' hentai I picked up. I've never seen it
> before, but the people on the ML said it was the
> bomb!!
>
> ** Haplo grimaces. **
>
> We'll see.
>
> ** Shinobu and Haplo watch the action on screen. Shin
> starts sipping his glass of Mountain Berry Kool-Aid
> Tentacles appear on screen**
>
> Shin: What the F#$K??
>
> ** Poor Miko gets triple teamed by tentacles. **

I hate that.  Why just last week I was at the corner of 5th and main and
BOOM! triple team tenticles.

>
>
> Haplo: Well, those Japanese guys ain't bullshittin'
> about this Hentai business huh??
>
> ** Shin-Dogg takes another swig of Kool-Aid **
>
> Gravy!! BTW, why are they translating her age to be
> 18, when she's saying 16 in Japanese??
> Guess that's some jail bait right there...

Durn American sell out mother fugecakes (NOTE: This statement has been
edited from its 5 page draft and modified to fit your TV screen)

>
>
> *** After the flick ***
>
> Shinobu-Siskel: Well Haplo, what did you think??

lol!

>
>
> Haplo-Ebert: Well, the penetration was excellent, and
> the realistic drawings of the private parts were well
> done. I have to give this a THUMBS UP!
>
> Shinobu: Well, I agree, but there's no lesbian scene,
> and I hated the meaningless dialouge. Therefore, I
> have to give this movie, THE FINGER!!

ROTFLMAO

>
>
> Announcer: La Blue girl 1, One thumbs up. Definatly a
> rental.
> ------
>
> I've been thinkin'. This a definate HotNit style
> question, but I'ma say it anyway.
>
> For the Ranma 1/2 ladies, what body piercings would
> look good on them and why??
>
> Ukyo, rockin' the Belly ring.
> Sexy!!
>
> EoE in DA HOUSE BABY!!!!!
>
> And ladies, what would look good on the fellas?? Don't
> be shy!! :P
> --------
>

I totaly agree.  Ukyo's built for it.  I could see her rockin' in a half
shirt to soem old school Kravitz with a belly ring. On the other hand,
Akane has this really traditional background thing going, so its hard to
imagine her with "outrageuos" peircings.  I think if you put her in a mega
death tank with some leather pants and sort of frizzied her hair with pink
highlights, she'd look cool with like 7-10 ear rings and like a dangling
pirate flag or soemthign from the other ear.
PS. Shin-san, I know an excellent fanfic series you'd like.  Ill get the
link for it in a few and post it for ya. ^-^

--------
Jace the furious-

*** Oh yeah!  Im a raging pot of untamed anger baby! ^-^***


About the Shirts, they also wear them out here in the
Midwest. (Chicago, Indy, etc.)
I've got a couple of those. that's why I feel that

*** I also have a few. But if there were any that even remotly had any
REAL anime on the front, I'd 've paid twice the price for them.   I do
however, have a few Transformers shirts and one Macross!  Hey, I say keep
buyin' 'em.  If the industry notices trends like that, they may start
thinking about marketing ACTUAL anime shrit *shrug* ^_^***

Thats all from me.  Later.

Jace "Shinobu gave the movie finger.  Poor Miko's probably jealous. " M
SAUCE, EOE


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