sex stuff (what else?)


to ranma@ML.usagi.org
from Colin Keefe <biokeefe@yahoo.com>
subject sex stuff (what else?)
date Wed, 1 Dec 1999 19:02:04 -0800 (PST)
Brad-sempai sez:

> You'll have to forgive the relatively non-hentai...
> they don't realize that a Money Shot is almost
always 
> accompanied by 'the Phantom Phallus'- that
> pixelated or totally non-existent male member that
> (doesn't) appear in H anime.  Also, those are
usually 
> into the eyes or the face, some type of demeaning 
> pic.  If the mouth is involved, it's usually 
> engulfing said member.  (anyone but me creeped out
by 
> a girl dislocating her jaw around *nothing*?)

In a word, yes.

And further on the Phantom Phallus tangent, one thing
that really does turn me off to anime porn is the
simply fact that oftentimes, the male partner is shown
as _fully_ clothed.  As in, he's got his zipper down
or something.

Now, speaking from experience, this sucks.  

Frankly, I'd much have preferred to have doffed the
clothes while boffing, but hey, to each his own.

But anyway, that little hangup the animators have of
drawing the male body nude just kind of pisses me off
at times.  I mean, sure, the market for this stuff is
99.999toinfinity percent male, but let's at least have
a nod towards reality, huh?  I mean, really....

Enough on that one.


And Hotnit doles out some truly Hotnit humor with:

> "Jiz". Definately the coolest of the 
> not-so-illustrious names. Jiz.  Definately Jiz. hey 
> my associates and I were watching on of those 34
> hour long stagathon tapes once and noticed how after
> felatiofelatiofelatio the jiz always seems to land
in 
> the chick's eye? It's like that unavoidable 
> grapefruit juice that always seems to find the 
> eyeball when the grapefruit is stabbed a wee bit too

> hard. But anyway, we theorized that maybe they
should 
> wear protective goggles or something cuz even if
they
> were doing their "handy" work from around a corner 
> the jiz would just screech to a halt, round the 
> corner, and probably still hit 'em in the eye... I 
> mean really, what's up with that? 

Okay, I probably didn't need to quote the whole thing,
but it was just so damn _funny_ that I couldn't stand
the thought of cutting it.

And Hotnit?  I don't really know what's up with that,
but you're damn right, on both counts.  One, I don't
know how the hell I forgot jizz (I've always spelled
it with two z's), and two, they do need some sort of
eye protection.  I mean, hey, all girls who are
actually willing to perform it deserve both our
undying love and anything we can give them!  Goggles
would be a small price indeed....

--
Colin Keefe
biokeefe@yahoo.com

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