Ah time to talk about things I have no idea about! "Those who can't
teach!"


Colin Keefe write:

>I was doing my usual rounds on the anime porn sites
>earlier, and I had something struck me as odd.  Have
>you ever noticed, that most of the girls are both
>drooling and crying as they're getting their latest
>meat injection?

I think what Bradster was getting at is the most appropriate answer.
It's that hentai porn mythos that being violated is horrible for the
large occulared lass yet at the same time they're enjoying their "meat
injection" so much they can't help but lose control of the salivaries.
Same thing with those ambigouos moans on certain pieces of Hentaipiece
Theatre. It's like, "Isn't that VA the chick from Anal Alien Slut from
the Lost Nebula"?

>Anyway, my point is this:  I've never made any girl
>drool. 

*mumbles* usually done before I get me pants off... How embarassking.
It's like, "Can we try that again from the top?" Yes I know, "Thanks for
sharing!" Hey no prob.

>Is this a common thing, or is this a failing of mine? 
>Have I failed my partners, or do you think that this
>is simply another device of the sex-starved fan
>artists responsible for this brand of smut?  

I vote for the sex-starved fan artist theory. All men are inherently
adequete. The fault lies with the women! "It's not that I'm too fast,
it's that you're too slow!"

>So, I think we can cancel that out.  You know, not
>cum, spunk, peckersnot, or any of the other
>illustrious and not-so-illustrious other names.

"Jiz". Definately the coolest of the not-so-illustrious names. Jiz.
Definately Jiz. hey my associates and I were watching on of those 34
hour long stagathon tapes once and noticed how after felatiofelatiofelatio the jiz

always seems to land in the chick's eye? It's like that unavoidable
grapefruit juice that always seems to find the eyeball when the
grapefruit is stabbed a wee bit too hard. But anyway, we theorized that
maybe they should wear protective goggles or something cuz even if they
were doing their "handy" work from around a corner the jiz would 
just screech to a halt, round the corner, and probably still hit 'em in
the eye... I mean really, what's up with that? 
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Albert Lunde:

>Then there's also the question of what has preceeded the drooling...

Felatio! Felatio! Oh don't mind me. I just like saying that. "Felatio"!
Sounds like a really freaky Musketeer or somethin'... "Damn it Felatio!
Stand up and get away from that maidservant immediately and help us out 
over here! *parry*thrust*dodge*"  

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