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to Ranma ML <ranma@ML.usagi.org>
from Hotnit One <spy_jk1@yahoo.com>
subject MR
date Thu, 2 Sep 1999 09:21:51 -0700 (PDT)
Zai zai chan gooky boopy goo ga boo:

>Oh, well, when you put it that way. . . I seem not to have been
>totally clear on the point you were trying to make.

Bah. I usually forget the point mid sentence. But as long as there's a
subject and a predicate, you're golden.

>All things considered, though, Ranma's no worse a jerk than Kuno.
>And I'd rather put up with Kuno than Mikado any day of the week.

Now what woould be sooooo torturous about having Kuno for a boyfriend?
Is he not blue thunder?! I don't see why he doesn't have more of a
female following. But then again I can never see the hidden images in
those pictures you're suposed to stare at cross eyed while touching
your nose either.

>Hey! I'm just as delusional as anyone here! <addresses her 
>finger> Isn't that right, Mr. Bimble? <pause> See, he agrees with 
>me!

Yeesh! What a psycho! How can I have quality time with Kodachi with all
these fruitcakes running around here?! Let's go babe. <takes his
Kodachi wall scroll elsewhere>
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Vyzxqui:

>Hotnit to Stiffanie:
>
>"Ranma tries to help cover up
>for him
>
>"That was nice of him. But Akane wouldn't have never figured it out.
>Trust me."

Hey! What kinda scam are you trying to run here?! I never said that!
What kind of grade school drop out posts a double negative?! ^_^

>Akane: (pours a bucket of water on Ryouga) "Hmm, where'd Ryoga go? ...
>Hey, look! It's P-chan!"
>This actually happened somewhere in the anim.  I found it funny. 
>Despite it being in Cantonese (which I don't understand).

Hey you should learn! Cantonese is the language of choice for
connosieurs of cheesy hong kong kung fu flicks! Why, order my
telecourse and within weeks you'll wow your friends with such nifty
phrases as:
(note: What appears to be written in english is actually written using
chinese characters, but due to the miracle of the Hotnit encoder 5000,
only your language teacher can tell the difference...)

"Your Kung Fu is not very good."
"You killed my brother! I will avenge him!"
"You killed my father! I will avenge him!"
"You killed my idiot cousin who I only saw on holidays! I will avenge
him!"
"Women's style is useless...Ouch!"

And my fave...

"Even the monkeys reign in the absense of a tiger!" Whoa, deep. (A big
fat prize to anyone who explains the deep philosophical meaning of this
statement.)

>Justy:
>"Perhaps it takes 42 licks to get to the Toosie Roll center of Tootsie
>Pop!
>
>I remember when I was in first grade somebody actually counted.  I
>forget what the number was. Or if she actually finished it.

Foolish mortals! No one ever makes it without biting...
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vyncent.anthony:

>Allow me to give you the accurate measurement.  It takes 313 licks to
>get to the tootsie roll center.  It takes 463 to lick the whole lollie
>down to the stem.  This has been scientifically proven in
thelaboratory >that is my mouth.  So spake the scientist.  NERV.

But what if your tongue is the size of steak and your salivary glands
like the hoses in a brushless car wash? A larger sampling is needed...







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