Justy:
> >Ah, yes... *dons a Beanie o' Wisdom, and cons three
> >friends into sitting behind her and waving their
> arms
> >around -- it's a weak attempt to look like a skinny
> >blonde Buddha*
> 
> THAT'S IT!!! - That isn't Buddha... that's Shiva! or
> was it Brahma or was
> it Vishnu... hmmm....

Aye.  Yeah, I clicked send, and then said, "Hmm. 
Waitasec.  Wasn't Buddha the big, jolly, cuddly one?" 
Oh, well.  Guess I'll just have to work on my Buddha
impersonation, eh?  *takes a big bite from a
refrigerated stick of chocolate chip cookie dough and
does a grin-wink-thumbs-up combo with a half-twist*

> He's the fat dude that you rub his stomach for good
> luck. I'm pretty sure that he only has 1 set of
arms.

Yup.  My bad.

> >'EY! 
> >#1:  Hee hee.
> >
> >S:  Just *wave*, fool!
> 
> What's wrong Steffie, ticklish?
> *tickles Steffie-chan*

Noooo!  *falls over and curls up into a helpless ball*
Unfortunately, I do this in real life, too.  I can't
help it!  Even in class!  Somebody'll poke me in the
side to ask, "Hey, Stef, can I borrow a pencil?" and
(with a burst of Ranma-like misfortune for me), they
hit *that* spot and I fall outta my chair, squealing
like P-chan, and do my best pillbug impression.  Wah.

> Perhaps it takes 42 licks to get to the Toosie Roll
> center of Tootsie Pop!
> Unfortunately, the world will never know...

Stupid owl.  Tryin' to be all clever.  And what a
stupid little (nekkid) kid!  "Here, sir, please eat my
candy so I'll know how many licks it'll take for ME to
eat it!  Hang on... but then, there won't be any candy
for *me* to eat! But I *must* know!  It would take too
much effort for me to count the licks *myself*!"  o_O

Shoot, even when I was seven, I knew he was a moron. 
He must be a distant relative of the Kuno clan. ^_^

Oh... by the by... I've got a li'l 7/8-finished
songfic here in my bag of tricks.  Anyone feel like
pre-reading a Kodachi-is-wakko fic set to Hyperballad?
 I had fun writing it.  It's the kind of thing you
come up with when you've been stuck in your house for
three weeks without seeing the light of day.  ^_~ 
Thanks!

~Steffie-chan (far too nitpicky!)