On the subject of CCGs, U2R blew me away with:
>It also helps if you do mockups of the cards, usually involving 
>being inviting to players of the opposite sex and
Wow....
I have to say, at one and the same time, that has got to be the 
lamest, YET MOST STUNNINGLY CUNNING ploys I have ever seen!
Sheesh, This sure leaves 'twiddle'ing an opponents 'Rack' for dead.

The lameness combined with sheer genius has me in awe. I bow to you 
man.