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to Ranma ML <ranma@ML.usagi.org>
from Wilson Wade <spy_jk1@yahoo.com>
subject ......
date Sun, 30 May 1999 12:43:42 -0700 (PDT)
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Shadow:
 
>Nester who reminds me of someone writes:
 
People often say I remind them of Yogi Bear. But I mean really, who
can resist a good "pick-i-nic" basket jacking followed by a zany
escape from a public park?  Certainly not I! I really think that if
we all just looked deep within ourselves,  we'd find a little Yogi in
there, just trying to get out.
 
Multiple Choice: 5 of 5.
Essay: Full Credit.  Although the comment on Sasuke's bloodlines was
just plain wrong.  Poor Sasuke... Put a little love in your heart
dude.
Bonuses: None.
Score: 100
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Benzaiten:
 
>Congratulations to Nester on splicing together an
>"Aiya" montage worthy of that Simpsons clip show 
>where they showed Homer saying "D'oh!" about 36 
>times in a row.
 
Why thanks! So what do I win? A romantic trip for two to the Jerry
Springer show perhaps? Lifetime supply of Pez? Free membership to the
"Potted Meat of the month" club?  
 
>This is a trick question, as Ryoga never leaves his
>tent. He takes it with him when he travels.

 D'oh!
 
>Ignoring the incorrect spelling of "Furinkan", the
>answer is:
 
D'oh!
 
>It depends. . .what are we talking about? I'm not
>going to answer this only to find out that the
>question is actually: "Which would make a better 
>date to the theatre?"
 
Where's the trust?  If I say, "You want fries with that?", do you say,
"Fries with what"?  And of course Gosunkugi would make the better
movie date.  You'd always be able to find him again if you left your
seat to grab some snacks because of the candles on his head.
 
Multiple Choice: 5.5 of 5
Essay: 0
Bonus: 110 points for re-misspelling "Furinkan". -100 points for
pointing out misspelling of "Furinkan".  30 points for the Ryoga
observation. 30 points for the ice thing.
Score: 125
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hiroshin ken:     

>Hmmm.. is this a trick question?  You left out a few things!!!! ;p

Well everyone knows Kodachi's the last person you want to be standing
behind when going through an airport metal detector. 

>Nether one...  I'm just plain sick of hearing about both of em... 

Yeesh! Fine. What's Shampoo's hair color?

>They're both minor characters...  need I say more?

Uh....yeah.


Multiple choice: 5 of 5
Essay: -50 for minor character discrimination. Some people like minor
characaters
Bonus:  150 points for having a screen name that ryhmes with Furinken.
-100 points for not patronizing me and spelling Furinken.
Score: 100
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Stiffane:

>Do I need to say more?

So what you're basically saying is that Akane loves Ranma?  Feh. As if!
 
>Ukyou wanted to kill him for revenge.  Then she fell in love with him.

I thought Ukyo was in puppy love with him as a child, she was
abandoned, got bitter, sought him out for revenge, he told her she was
cute, and she fell in love with him again.  Just like in real life.

>But Shampoo's treatment of Mousse is undoubtedly worse than how Akane
>treats Ranma.  don't know why Mousse loves her so much.

Mousse loves her because, to him, Shampoo is the most beautiful thing
in the world. It's also readily apparent that Mousse's blindess and I'd
go as far to say, Mousse himself, are both literal representations of
the classic romantic theme, "love is blind", cleverly incorporated into
the series by the author.  Oh, and Shampoo has a really killer rack.
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Raingoddess:

>As soon as the Tendos decide to take a vacation there! ^_~

Good answer! That's another one I didn't see coming!

>Ummm.... only Kunou calls himself the blue Thunder. Everyone else
calls
>him Upperclassman Kunou. ^_^

Whoa! Talk about blindsided.... Ya got me there. ^_^

>Have to go with c. Unless she trys to boil it. Then I'm outta there!

But boiling allows "the full flavor to emerge"!

>Hmmm.... I'm gonna make the assumption that you mean who is a better
>character. Gosunkugi. More personality, a lot of the times when they
>replace him with Sasuke it doesn't make sense in the story. Dunno...
>he's also not (as) scary looking... Sasuke on the other
>hand....*shudder* quite frankly scares me.

I'm gonna make the assumption that you meant Gosunkugi on the other
hand....*shudder* quite frankly scares you.  ^_^ Gosunkugi wins out in
both depth of character and freakitude.  What?  Does no one likes
Sasuke?!  The little ninja?  Not to be confused with "Little Ninjas".

>I don't know about other people but i tend to like almost anything
>involving ferrets =D

Er..."anything"? 

Multiple Choice: 6 of 5
Essay: Full Credit
Bonus: 10 point Kawaii Ferret Queen Bonus 
Score: 120
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Robert Owens:


>>4) Kodachi carries:
>
>e) All of the above, a one-way ticket to La La Land, and a toothbrush.

Yeah! What a psycho! I feel dirty.

>d) I'd rather taste Akane's mallet than anything of hers remotely
>dealing with the kitchen.

And were she within earshot, taste it you would. Repeatedly. 

>>Bonus points for telling me why the Budweiser commercial with the two
>>lizards and the ferret is so funny.
>
>B/c, unbeknownst to many, but not you or I, animals can't really talk;
>nor can they say the names of beer products.  Also, b/c watching
>failures (Louis the lizard) is amusing and also serves as a boost to
>the ego.

*phew* And here I thought it was funny because I'm mentally retarded! 
""Meer*Meep*"? Ha! That ferret cracks me up!

Multiple Choice: 3 of 5. Kuno goes to Blockbuster most likely.
Essay: 50 points for not sending me a 1300 word essay.
Bonus: 10 point analysis of talking spokesanimals.
Score: 90
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Pixie Troll:

Multiple multiple choice answers?:  Uh..5 of 5?
Essay:  Full Credit.
Bonus:  5 pity points for not getting enough budweiser commercial. 
"*Merp*Meep*"...genius.  Sheer genius.
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