Kitiara pointed out a hideous mistake I made:
> >Yes, Adam Pascal is hot, but I
> >never got to see him.  I saw Luther Creek, Dean Balkwill, and Carrie
> >Fisher, but not Adam Pascal. Where'd you see him?
> 
> Carrie Fisher?  Who was she?
> 
Dammit, I did it again.  I meant Carrie Shields.  He was Roger after
Luther left.  Not bad looking.  I saw the show four times in Toronto,
with Chad Richardson (born in Conception Bay South :) as Mark, Dominique
Roy (who understudied Mimi after Krysten Cummings went to play the part
in London.  I heard she was really good) as Mimi, as well as Saskia
Garel (who went to Earl Haig! Yay Haigers!), Jenifer Aubrey as Maureen
(she's so amazing) and her understudy Christine Bandelow, Karen Holness
as Joanne, Danny Black as Collins, and Jai Rodriguez as Angel.  Chad and
Jen both have albums out.

> "Nyoink!"
> ~Any character on "The Simpsons"

Oh, yeah.  You can't steal anything without saying that; it would just
be morally wrong, although "Yoink" will also do.

Ghost answer my query of the opposite of progress with...
> Congress ^_^ <Insert rim shot here>

Exactly! ^_~  On the subject of congress, I just read an interview with
the Arrogant Worms about them being prime minister.  I think they would
do some great things for this country.  If you're not familiar with the
Arrogant Worms, they're a great (although sickeningly Canadian) comedic
band, with songs such as "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate," "Canada's
Really Big," ("Our mountains are very pointy, our prairies are not.  The
rest is kinda bumpy, but man, we've got a lot!")  "Malcolm (Solves His
Problems With a Chainsaw)," and ever so much more.  They're funny. :D

Heikki bit my line!  I've already gone over this, but here we go again!
> > 1. "We agreed on a fee, a thousand..."
> 
> Kuno Tatewaki. When Nabiki was selling him pictures.
> 
Nope.  This is a Rent quotation.  Angel Dumott Schunard, a busker (who
plays percussion on a plastic pickle tub) and drag queen recounting how
he/she recently came upon a large sum of money.  A "lady in a limousine
drove my way" and asked him to play by her condo so that her neighbour's
yappy akita (Evita) would eventually jump out. "We agreed on a fee, a
thousand dollar guarantee, tax-free, and a bonus if I trim her tree. Now
who could foretell that it would go so well, but sure as I am here that
dog is now in doggy hell."

> > 3. "Oooh! What a cute puppy!"
> 
> Akane to Ryoga. When Akane went to Ryoras house.
> 
Right! Three points!

> > 4. "You finished that right up! Did you like it?"
> 
> Akane.
>
Nope.  Another cheap dirty trick from the epitome of all evil.  Calvin's
mom, from Calvin & Hobbes.
 
> > 14. "Maybe you just make her sick!"
> 
> Azusa.
> 
Yep.  Another point!

> > 15. "'Cause every night, who's in your bed?!"
> 
> Ranma. About P-chan

Sorry, this is another one from Rent.  Maureen to Joanne in the song
"Take Me Or Leave Me" (one of my favourites and the last song Jonathan
Larson ever wrote).  This song is a quarrel between lesbian lovers. "No
way can I be what I'm not, but hey, don't you want your girl hot? Don't
fight, don't lose your head, 'cause ev'ry night, who's in your bed?" 
Cute song. I've mentioned before that Ranma-chan and Akane would make a
cute Maureen and Joanne.
You have four points.

> > P.S. Knock-knock!
> 
> Who's there?

The interrupting cow.

VYXQUI
Assistant Keeper of the Cargo Pants
Cutest Tenor in Earl Haig Concert Choir and Men's Chorus
Co-Founder of Anything-Goes Martial Arts Handbell Ringing
Master of Anything-Goes Martial Arts Procrastination
"A fine person despite how she spells her name" -Dave Barry

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