Vyxqui:

The lady drives a hard bargain.

>3. "Oooh! What a cute puppy!"

Some girl, about the puppy upon which Shampoo demonstrated 
the instant Nan-Nii-Chuan powder.

>12. "Judging by the rigidity of the noodles, and the 
>crispness of the withered green onions..."

Ryoga, finding the lunch his mother had the foresight to 
leave for him.

>13. "And I shall jump into the Cursed Pool of the Drowned 
>Liza Minnelli Impersonators."

Could it be? Could it? <checks comic book> Yes! *Pinky* said 
that! In the Pinky and the Brain issue where they parodied 
Ranma! Oh, it's good to be alive!

>14. "Maybe you just make her sick!"

Azusa, in reply to Mikado's wistful ponderings about why 
Akane refused his kiss.


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