spam addict...


to "'Ranma'" <ranma@ML.usagi.org>
from Jason Warehime <jwarehime@bn.com>
subject spam addict...
date Thu, 1 Apr 1999 09:05:23 -0500
Hotnit write (although we wish he didn't):
>Master Prince Fleaswallow!!!  From Parrappa the Rappa!  The game >that has
>forever corrupted me!

<snip Parappa raps>

There are some things in nature that are better not talked about.  There are
also some things that man has invented which we wish we could
un-invent....THIS STUPID GAME IS ONE OF THEM.  Now Hotnit just put the
controller down and slowly step away from the Playstation.

>"Some folks never learn their own weaknesses, just as the horse >never sees
>it's face."  And boy does she have a horseface.  Now flee!  Lest I
>introduce you to Happosai's Disciples newest and 523rd member, >B'lal,
demon lord of the fifth astral plane!

Fifth Astral Plane?!?  I thought there were only four...and why does B'lal
have a zipper down his chest???  And where did Evil Hotnit disappear to?!?!
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Cici write:
>None?  But it's so fun!  You should try it sometime, really, males are >the
funniest creatures while being sexually harassed!

We are Not!!!!  Of course this doesn't mean that you shouldn't do it
^_^...what can I say, I'm a sucker for women with spare change...

>*L*  so, I get to kill first him w/ a barrage of razor-edged pennies,
>right?  PULEEZE?

I'm sorry Cici but because there is only one and true Hotnit killing him is
out of the question.  Endangering him on the other hand is perfectly
acceptable...but none of this being dead schtuff 'K ^_-.  So toss as many of
those pennies as you want, just try not to hurt him too much. 
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Raingoddess write:
>btw, my default soda IS coke but I prefer
>fufu berry soda

Ahem...Fufu Berry Soda???  Alrightythen...Here is your one way ticket to the
funny farm, now if you'll please get on the bus we'll be leaving as soon as
we catch the Hotnit...


-Ghost...Novice Protector of Ucchan
Practitioner of the deadly Ice Cube maneuver
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little black pig when doused with water...sadly miss Verochan ^_^  
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