Drakli:

>By the way... Hotnit?  Did that date with Naga go well?  I want 
>details!  Tee hee...

*sniff* She got me drunk and took advantage of me!  I feel so dirty...
I hope I get to see her again sometime!!!
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Roderick Swee:

>I'll take care of that! IN THE NAME OF THE KTF, I CHALLENGE ALL WHO
>OPPOSE THE RANMA AND AKANE MARRIAGE TO COMBAT! SHOW YOURSELVES!!!

Whoa!  Hold the phone!  Is that ALL the KTF is about?!  Supporting the
Ranma and Akane marriage?!  You mean all the time I've been gang
beaten for saying some innocent little remark about Akane was an
unwarranted attack on my person?!  I'll sue!  I demand compensation for my
emotional suffering!  Geez, "Akane/Ranma marriage"?  That's all?! Hey!
I could join!  No better punishment for Ranma than getting stuck with that
un-cute pitbull I say!  Woo hoo, supporting the main established couple!
This is free money I tell you! Throw another shrimp on the Barbie KTFers!
And throw one on the Ken while you're at it!  This job will be a snap!  Is
there a "The sky is blue faction" I could join here too?  So when do I
move in? I'll even show you guys a trick with my Akane Voodo doll!  Got
any needles? 
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Jade:

>So? *I* don't care that they're the same, and I don't 
>see you suggesting that *I* hook up with him (not that 
>I'd mind doing so. ^_^)

But do you look better than her in a cute figure skating outfit?  THAT is
what's truly important...  I wonder how Ukyo would look in a skating
outfit.....................huh?  Oh. I blanked for a second there...

>Good for you! Let me get you some more! ^_^
>
><Jade tosses him another six pack>

I think I'm gonna hurl.... Er, I mean... Ha!  Even more Rooty Tootie
goodness eh?  I'll just save this batch for later...  Just can't get
enough of that Root Beer..no sir...

>>Don't laugh at Azusa!  I'm tellin' ya, if Ukyo and 
>>Ryoga didn't look so good together....
>
>You're pushin' it, hentai-boy.

Hentai-boy?!  How do you kno...er, I mean I haven't done anything
Hentai?! I'm shocked...dismayed even.  Check it out, I sound
like Snagglepuss!  "Heavens to mergatroid"! "Exit stage left even"!

><gasp!> You don't like Chuck Jones?!  You die now! 
>(Don't you like Looney Tunes, though?)

He's okay, but I don't like his Tom and Jerry episodes.  The best Tom and
Jerry stuff is the old stuff.  Of course I like Looney Tunes!  His Wiley
Coyote/Road Runner stuff is the best!  So don't you feel bad that ya
wanted to kill poor, innocent, not proven hentai Hotnit?
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Vyxqui:

>Happosai only steals white undergarments, so I suppose that even though
>he is a dirty old man, he does have purity in his heart.

Heretic!  How can you say such things about the Master?! He is the
greatest evil in all Japan!!!  Purity! What's next?! You gonna find the
sweet, innocent girl in Kodachi or something?!  You better not!!!   You
just leave my heroes alone Vyxqui!  Stop sullying them with your
blasted purity talk! *sniff* Lies!  Lies!  I tell you!  I'm
overcome...think I'll lie down...

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H---------LOR Carrier of the Mistress' Gymbag--------H
H----------The "Official Pool Guy" for COURT---------H
H-----------General in the FOTGTSBRiC Army-----------H
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