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from Mitsu Killer Maxi <hotnit@acsu.buffalo.edu>
subject MR
date Wed, 31 Mar 1999 15:09:44 -0500 (EST)
Roderick Swee:

>>Kuno - I said this one before but I stand by it, "Spring of Drowned
>>Miyamoto Musahi".
>
>Not to be confused with 'Miyamoto Musashi'! ^_^

Er....that's where you're wrong my friend!  Naturally I was talking about
the great japanese swordsman Miyamoto Musahi.  He's not as well known as
Musashi, but his skill was indeed legendary and possibly greater than that
of Musashi.  Unfortunately his taste for the ladies was a thing of legend 
as well. He died from some obscure feudal japanese venerial disease or.
Hey, I'm not making this stuff up you know...
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Sam:

>OK, if Ryouga had lost his curse and Ranma hadn't, Ryouga would've said 
>that he had lost all, and that it was Ranma's fault, and that he would 
>no longer know true love.

That depends on whether or not Ryoga would chicken out of confessing his
feelings for Akane when cured, like he says he would.  Of course she'd
reject him but if he did, but he'd be too crushed to even think about
Ranma anymore.

>On the other hand if Ranma had lost his curse and Ryouga hadn't, Ryouga
>would complain that Ranma got all the breaks and that he, Ryouga, was the
>most pitiable person in the world and it was all Ranma's fault.

And all that would be absoutely true wouldn't it?  "Hi I'm Ranma.  Not
only am I the only character in the series to be cured of my curse, but I
still have all the ladies chasing me around like I'm the last box of chocolate 
left on earth.  Did I mention I only lose once in a while when the plot
demands it, but that's just because I need motivation to beat the snot
out of my opponent in the climactic rematch.  Oh, but that hardly happens 
since I defeat most opponents without breaking a sweat."  Maybe if Ranma
had to work a little harder for what he has I'd like him more, not that I
don't like him now, but he's one hero that has in WAY to easy.

>Wanna pop her head off? Just wait 'till the KTF gets a hold o' YOU, 
>buddy!

Oh puhleeze.  I eat KTF as a part of my well balanced nutritious
breakfast.  With a side of O.J. and some buttered SCG toast.

>The Indy movies totally kick arse. And the Star Wars ones. Gotta say, 
>Spielberg *without* Lucus just ain't as good though (which is why Indy 
>is so great).

If you hadn't done the song and dance about how Lucas is an honorary
non-american, I'd take your opinion seriously, but I can't help but see it
as a transparent attempt to undermine the genius and kick assedness of
Steven Spielberg.

>Forgive me if I'm wrong, but it's possible Benji-chan was making a joke 
>of the fact that the British spell words "honour", "colour" etc where as 
>Americans drop the 'u'.

Or maybe the u is added.  Or is the glass half empty or half full. In
summation I'll spell 'em Ryga and Uky if I want to.

>Then I'm afraid your race is doomed to extinction, my friend. First rule 
>of evolution: you need two. ;-)

Nah.  I'm like the borg, I'll assimilate by marriage, then there will be
another Hotnit.  But that day won't come until one day before the end of
the world.  I have it timed perfectly....
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Jade:

>>Actually, Azusa was my second choice for Ryoga.. ^_^;
>
>You have a death wish, don't you?

C'mon!  She figured out P-chan and Ryoga were one and the same and didn't
even care!  She even defended him from her own partner Mikado!  Now
*that's* love.  The real stuff!  I'd join USURP and become "Cataloger of
all things cute" if I knew how it worked.

>Oh, so the mighty leader of the Happosai Desciples is a 
>chicken! Got it! Just like Genma and Soun!

[Hotnit in Panda form]:  Rooowrf?! *holds up a sign*  "Hotnits and Ki
blasts don't mix."(Name the semi-ref!)  *Hotnit in Panda form begins
playing with a rather large beach ball*

>Now THAT'S more like it! ^_^

<Hotnit chugs a can of Root Beer and smashes the empty can on his head>

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!  I love this stuff!!! 
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Ghost:

>Who in their right mind would want to take 20,000 hotnit action figures
>is beyond me!

[Hotnit]:  *Hotnit dumps figures into the Atlantic Ocean*
Mwahahahhahahahahahaaha!  In your face Fanclub!!!!

>>You keep up these horrid yet incredibly accurate Happosai  characater
>>assasinations and I'll have to blindly take action as leader of his
>>mighty faction. Which now boasts a membership of over 522.
>
>Oh yeah!  Name Two!  ^_^

Why me and Stephen for starters... I'd list the others but...uh, I
won't. ^_^

>Tune in next week for another exciting episode of "HOTNIT!  DEFENDER OF
>HIS OWN LITTLE WORLD!" <play cool theme music>

Hey!  MY WORLD IS NOT LITTLE!  It's just a bit chilly in here, that's
all...
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Benji:

>Here's comes the aeroplane, open wide for mommy, choo choo!

Waaaaah!  Mommy said the aeroplane goes choo choo!  Now I'm scarred for
life and will probably become a serial killer or something!  Waaaaaaah!

>Tapioca pudding sucks. I hate the stuff. ^_^

So what you feedin' to me for then?!  Child abuse!  I never tasted it
actually...

>Or she can watch them at her house, and I can watch them at my house. I
>have an NTSC player too, y'know.

My bad!  Don't go puttin' the smack down on me!  

>>Actually, Azusa was my second choice for Ryoga.. ^_^;
>
><Benji spits her Lemon Fanta across the room.>
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Don't laugh at Azusa!  I'm tellin' ya, if Ukyo and Ryoga didn't look
so good together....

>>But potato salad is yucky!
>
>Don't I know it!

Weirdos!  There's always room for Potato Salad!
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Bradster:

>It's amusing, but I prefer the first generation of T&J cartoons, when
>they were artistically sleek, had no spoken lines, and had that cool jazz
>music by Eugene Poddany or Elliot somebody in the background. 

I know the ones your talking about.  I especially like the "Zoot Cat" bit 
where Tom makes himself that cool ass Zoot Suit to impress some girl cat.

[girl cat]:  ...."you're on the right side ya alligator you! Slip me some
skin friend!
[tom]:  Well "all reet", well "all root", well "all riiiight." 
*slips her some skin*

I just don't seperate my Tom and Jerry into lots of generations.  Just
Pre-Crap(golden age) and Crap (Anything done by that Dr. Seuss
story animator guy, or anything after that.)
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Benzaiten:

>This is where you are wrong. You see, Hotnit is so low on 
>the evolutionary ladder that he can reproduce via mitotic 
>division. And it's a damn good thing, too, 'cause women take 
>one look at him and run away screaming about escargot and 
>atomic radiation.

Hey doll face, wanna sgo for a ride down my slime trail?  Where ya goin?!
Come back!  

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