Raingoddess:

>Frightening aspect of femininity? How about mosquito!

I was speaking legendarily, of course. The people who wrote 
the myths didn't know that all biting skeeters are female, 
so they don't carry that connotation. Besides, I'd call them 
more annoying than frightening.

Roderick:

>Well, anyway, you'll have to find another example, as I 
>doubt that Shampoo would challenge a cat for eating her 
>prize, give a cat the kiss of death and chase it all over 
>China to kill it! ^_^!!

Hmm. . .you're right. D'oh!! And it sounded so good, too.


Sam:

>Then I'm afraid your race is doomed to extinction, my 
>friend. First rule of evolution: you need two. ;-)

This is where you are wrong. You see, Hotnit is so low on 
the evolutionary ladder that he can reproduce via mitotic 
division. And it's a damn good thing, too, 'cause women take 
one look at him and run away screaming about escargot and 
atomic radiation.


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