Hotnit
>I'm sure he does, but I'd much rather see Benji flip over three aisles ofseats and
cartwheel up to the >stage.

Ok then. <Benji manages to flip over three aisles od seats, but ends up flat on her
back when attempting the
cartwheel.> Owww.... that hurt.... There's no way I'm doing that again!

>The Indiana Jones Trilogy Movies are the greatestfilms in the history of mankind.


Sure they're good. I just hate that bit in the Temple of Doom where they're crawling

through that bug-infested tunnel. Ick!

>These are not opinions, this is auniversal law supported by several postulates of
"kick assitudeness". >Inconclusion, I'd like to say, "So there"! Nyah nyah!

And PHHHHTTTT to you too.

>I liked it better when you near killed me yet still offered to feed memy tapioca
pudding. You're all >heart

Here's comes the areoplane, open wide for mommy, choo choo! Tapioca pudding sucks.
I hate the stuff. ^_^

>Ry-"D'oh!"-ga, after he wets his pants on another unsuccesful attempt tofind the
restroom? Ack! "Not >in the face! Not in the face!"

I haven't killed something for a while, let's see if I can remember how it's done...
<Whips out a bit mallet that makes
one of Akane's look like a toffee hammer.> Have you met "Sir Mallet?" Let me introduce
you. Hotnit, this is Sir
Mallet. Sir Mallet, 
*WHAM*
This is Hotnit's skull,
*WHAM*
His legs,
*WHAM*
His abdomen,
*WHAM*
His arms,
*WHAM*
His skull again, and lastly,
*WHAM*
Hotnit's family jewels. Have a nice day. ^_^ <Sir Mallet dissappears into MegaMalletSpace>


Bad Benji! ^_^ Go to class! 

I dropped out of college. It was boring.

>Are you sure you can watch them in a mediaroom, I thought you had to >use her VCR
because the >tapes ar in NTSCformat?

Or she can watch them at her house, and I can watch them at my house. I have an NTSC
player too, y'know.
<Snip video elplaination.> Ta much! (What do we do to naughty boys, Mr Flibble? Uncle
Arnie fries 'em alive
with his hex vision!)

>Actually, Azusa was my second choice for Ryoga.. ^_^;


<Benji spits her Lemon Fanta across the room.> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

****
Vyxqui
>Ever had Saganaki? 

Nope, but I've had Raki. It tastes like meths. >_< My mum gave me 50 dracma to down
it in one.
(I think. Currencys confuse me. What ever it was, it was the equvilent of #2.50, or
$5 - I think.)

Greeks come up with some cool stuff, no? 

Like Feta cheese... mmm.... <Drools.>

Flamingcheese is good. Imagine delivering that stuff... I can just pictureShampoo
on her bike, with the flaming plate of cheese balanced on onehand, steering with the
other... "Aiyaa! I mean, Opa!"

Shampoo: Nihao Ranma!  
*CRASH*
Ranma: WAAAAAAH!!! My pants are on fire!!!!
Shampoo: Shampoo take them off, no?

****
QMark
>Let me know if you find it, 'cause I never did make one. ^_^

What, really? I'm sure I had an address somewhere... oh well.

****
Yuffie
>I do, where's it at? ^_^

I'll send you it tomorrow, just gotta save it to a disk first. (I made it, I take
all credit for it. ^_^) Hope ya like it!

****
Jade Phoenix
>But potato salad is yucky!

Don't I know it!

><Cringe> Leonardo DeCappitated? You LIKED him? 

Still do.

>Forget it. You can't be my little sister anymore.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

****
Sam
>Just read what I've written, and I think I've very nearly drawn a convincing comparison
between >Ryouga and Rimmer from Red Dwarf. ^_^

I LIKE Rimmer! (You mean this whole appeal was about guitar strings?!!!) He's my fave
person
in Red Dwarf! (All the canaries will be dead in one hour, except for Rimmer - YESSSSS!
- who will
be dead in twenty minutes!)

>>And how do we know this hmmm...?
>I'll back her up. I've had some. I recognised the name when she first posted it but
couldn't remember >what it was at first.

Thank you. We buy loads of it, duty free whenever we go abroad, yet still run out
of it whithin about
two weeks.
<Snip South Park and Star wars bit.>
dat made me laff! For Friends, lets try...
Monikyo- I have to marry Chandma? But he's a crossdresser!
Rakane - And when did you ever meet somebody normal?
Joeyga - BuKII! 
Rakane - <Bending down to pick him up.> Hi sweetie! ready for beddy?
Rousse - PHOEBPOO! I LOVE YOU! <Glomps Monikyo>
*KAPOW* 
Phoebpoo - Stupid Rousse! Phoebpoo over here, writing song!

And now,
Happosai- SoD Nice Guy
Kuno- SoD Pigtailed girl ^_^
Kodachi- SoD Black widow spider
Ukyo- SoD Cheerleader ^_^
 This post was a result of other peoples work. 
Benji-Chan Delaski.
Jade, please lemmee be your l'il sister! I'll be cute!