(pan-shot of a poor, slightly diseased, unsuspecting tree... occational
hacking and coughing can be heard inside... we pan in to see FriTz with a
 box
of Kleenex, sitting in a comfy chair *gasp* and watching a rerun of Dukes
 of
ElHazard)

FriTz: Dammit, I'm still not over this. Pinkuchan, could you get me the
NyQuil?

(in walks a familar pink-haired cat-girl in a candy striper's outfit)

Pinku: (she's holding a bottle of NyQuil & seems a bit upset) I thought y
ou
were getting better FriTzsama, (she notices the TV) and you shouldn't be
watching TV (she grabs the remote and clicks it off) it'll make that feve
r
come back!

FriTz: (groan) But... but... anyway, the fever's gone I just need to get 
rid
of this cough & sinus crap... honest.  It's not like I ENJOY the comatose

feeling I get from chugging NyQuil. (smiling sigh)

Pinku: *piku* Well... okay. ^_^ But I don't want you sick!  I want my
Fritzsama to be healthy when we go out and see Beauty & the Beast on Broa
dway.

FriTz: *sweatdrop* (thinks: I just don't have the heart to tell her I alr
eady
went to the premiere show of it in Louisville a couple of weeks ago.) Um.
=2E.
okay. ^_^;;

--------------------
<Ghost>

>Bwahahahahahah!!! I knew it. Nothing could possibly keep us away. I
>smell a conspiracy! Sorry about the hacking up your guts part
>though...hope ya feel better. 


You're right, it must be a conspiracy! Why else would some lame POS tryin
g to
pretend to be me during the Edgars?... And while I was extreemly ill too!
 How
low!

>>Why on earth would I ever disband possibily the most correct
>>faction in existance? 


>I don't know. I mean, even Ping's can be wrong sometimes I suppose.

Yeah... NOTHING is flawless (although I've seen some breasts that come cl
ose).
H_H

--------------------
<Kain>

>Well, then, someone was pretending to be you. Indeed. Not that I'm in
>favor of C.U.T.E., but I knew you were being OOC.

Thanks for letting me know that some lame POS was trying to impersonate m
e. 

And how exactly was "I" OOC? I love to know what this guy was saying.

But I do thank you for realizing and announcing that wasn't me, even thou
gh we
don't see eye-to-eye on the CUTE issue. ^_^

--------------------------
<someone asks:>
>Why isn't there a Ranma code?

Bleah! I'm glad there isn't some nerdy Ranma code thingy!  I'm an L5R (Le
gend
of the Five Rings) fanatic and a lot of the on-line fans have some kind o
f
lame L5R code... it's pretty dumb.

I think merely labeling the org/club initials next to one's handle in sig
-like
fashion is enough in describing what someone like or dislikes about Ranma
 1/2
and similar issues.

Ex:
FriTz - AMUK/CoRR/anti-KTF/CUTE/CoN/EOE

Simple, and all that one needs is to check on the ML FAQ to see what the
factions are.

Although I do admit views aren't readable from the above... like:

My stance that Akane should be paired up with Gosunkugi. Go Gos-man go!
My view that Ranmakun doesn't deserve ANY of his female fiances because h
e's a
dick.
etc...

------------------------
<Ping:>

>>What? o_O... I didn't disband C.U.T.E.! Heck, I didn't show up at
>>the Edgars, I was too busy hacking my guts out with a 100 degree
>>fever. 


>  Oh... uuhhh... 


>  /\ /\ |-\ /-\ | | | (That's supposed to say "OOPS!!!" 

>  / \ / \ |-/ \_ | | | And it should say it if you don't 

>  \ / \ / | \ | | | have some spacing problem with 

>  \/ \/ | \-/ o o o your e-mail program.) 


Nah... USA.NET displays it's messages in New Times Roman (non-space-rigid

font)... hey s'okay.

>So sorry, Fritz!! But I know I remember hearing something about no
>more CUTE... I wonder what it was... Sorry, sorry, and sorry again!!

Nah, think nothing of it... 'tis a simple mistake.  And from what I've be
en
told, it was some lame SOB masquerading as me at the edgars.

---------------------
<Biz?:>

>  -- Biz-arre (I couldn't think anything better ^_^;;;) 

>  Wanna be member of CoN (are CoNs still alive?)

Well... (clears throat) as one of the few vocal CoN members left on the M
L
(our esteemed prez - Justicar seems to be in permanent lurk mode) I assur
e you
the CoN is alive and well!

Although I don't have the ability to make you a new member (I'm in charge
 of
the illegal activities) I'll try and nudge Justi awake long enough to mak
e you
a member.  That is if you can pass... (dramatic pause) THE TEST!

(various MLers gasp): Oh god no... not the CoN TEST!!

(other MLers): What? What test!? I think FriTz is talking out of his...

FriTz: Quiet you! (quick evil look at the ML and then turns back around)
Anyway, I'm sure you'll pass it... 'tis a simple test.




FriTz - CoRR/AMUK/CUTE/anti-KTF/CON/EOE
H-Chan's big brother & guardian.
Founder/Leader of the Church of Ranko & Ryouga (CoRR)
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Pagoda/8075
President of Anime/Manga of the University of Ky (AMUK)
http:///www.uky.edu/~amuk
Founder of CUTE - Cabbits, the Ultimate True Evil
KTF Public Enemy #3 (and damn proud of it!)
CON's Director of Shady Dealings
EOE's Killer of Cabbits & All Other Ultra-Kawaii Things