Ping:

>QotP: Can anyone sing "Earth Orchestra"?? It goes 
>so fast!!

Of course there are people who can sing it. The 
original singer, for example. And Kappei Yamaguchi. 
Oh, you meant *English-speaking* people. Again, yes. 
Just get yourself a copy of the lyrics and practice, 
like Becky-chan and I do.


Hotnit:

>Okay!  This is a good thing, I won't have to hide 
>from you then... Hey, why don't the ladies don't 
>pick Ranma as their #1?!  You'd think having top 
>billing would get you all the chicks...

Too much competition. He's got four girls after him 
already, and that's just among the regulars. And 
they're all so adorable. . .how could the average 
otaku gal possibly hope to compete with them?


Jim Lazar:

>No one is without biases... not even God him/
>herself. How else can you explain Leonardo 
>DeWhatshisface's popularity? (Just kidding-don't 
>kill me ladies).

If it makes you feel any better, I hate DiCrappio, 
too. And I am 100% woman.


Steve MacWhinnie:

<snip P.S. montage>

You should be aware that P.S. stands for Post-
Script, which means "after the letter", and so 
subsequent P.S.'s should have extra P's, not extra 
S's--i.e. Post-Post-Script, "after after the 
letter".


Kimu-chan:

>>So what is a "buckeye" anyway?

>a worthless nut!

I know! Let's start calling Hotnit "Buckeye"! Given 
your definition, it only makes sense! (Just kidding, 
Hotnit-baby. You know I love you.)

>Hey!  I love Ranma!  Actually, I love everyone!  I 
>would allow them all to date with me!  (except 
>mousse.  no offense.  I think he'd make a great 
>friend though)

What's so undatable about Mousse? Is it the hands? I 
bet it's the hands. No girl in her right mind would 
date a guy whose hands are that sneaky.


Kimu-chan and Ronald:

>>Why doesn't anyone in Ranma 1/2 drive?

>In Japan, I recall, it is required that when you 
>buy a car, you have to have proof that you actually 
>have a place to park it.

Also, I believe in Japan, the age of majority for 
driving is 18. So most of the characters are not 
even eligible.


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