Pseudo Ronin:

>I think that the magikarps are highly underated. (pulls out the
>dictionary of pokemon) here it is "Magikarp" a pokemon which is
>considered by most to be the weakest and most useless, however upon
>reaching level 20 it transforms into the awsome gyrados (see gyrados)
>Magikarps consist of scales and bones so any attempts at eating it will
>result in broken teeth. Although magikarps are water pokemon they cannot
>swim.

I....did not know that.  You, Pseudo Ronin, will definately come in handy.

>Ranma: what does a tomboy like you know about what i have to do! I not a 
>kid I can look after myself! You are so uncute!
>Akane: RANMA! How dare you!
>THWAK!

Does Akane strike Ranma barehanded, conjure up the Akane mallet, or just
pick up her gear and hit him with it?

>oh yeah and my favorite characters are ryoga and tatewaki.

Okay!  This is a good thing, I won't have to hide from you then...
Hey, why don't the ladies don't pick Ranma as their #1?!  You'd think
having top billing would get you all the chicks...  
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Kain:

>>Damn Spatula Totin' Ryogites!!!  They're everywhere!!!  Those two 
>>breed like rabbits!  Oh the horror...
>
>Hotnit... are you sure you're you? *Kain kicks Hotnit, who splits
>in half to reveal clockwork construction and a large sticker reading:
>'Hotnit Decoy, (C) 1999 Hotnit Industries'* Huh? *Piku**Piku* 

Hey!!! My decoy was being sarcastic!!!  Do you know how much those things
cost!!! I'll make sure to tell my sweatshop laborers who is responsible
for them not getting their weekly 15-minute gruel break...Geez, everyone
knows about the immeasurable coolness of the Spatula Totin' Ryogite!!! The
Hibiki's and Kuonji's are top of the line genetic stock I tell you!!!
Their bloodline dates back to the most powerful directionally
challenged Shoguns and stir frying Daimyos!!! In other words, "Dem's good
breedings"...
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