Snapple Girl and spontaneous kissing. <G> (Plus a goodbye to ELB)


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from Kunou <dbetts@siue.edu>
subject Snapple Girl and spontaneous kissing. <G> (Plus a goodbye to ELB)
date Mon, 01 Feb 1999 16:32:35 -0600
And the Snapple-icious one didst pen:

> <SPAM>
> I just got back from the They Might Be Giants concert, and it was soooo
> good!!  They are the coolest band ever to walk this earth!  The only thing
> that sucked about the concert was that there was an overload of smelly
> hippies with severe BO problems!  Not that I have anything against hippies,
> just ones with BO . . ^-^;;
> </SPAM>

	*blinks* *blinks again* *grabs Snapple Girl, dances around in
a little circle, then kisses her, before releasing her* *blinks again*
Um...sorry 'bout that. It's just there are so few They Might Be Giants
fans out there, it always seems...*ultra-blush* Um...er.....ah....I
think I'll go walk over there and die quietly, shall I? ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;
...oO( I think I've been around Becky-chan too long. She's starting to
rub off on me. ^_^;;;;; )

Although by this point our ELB probably can't read this, I'm replying
anyway:

> >> >       "Exposion"? Is that anything like an Explosion? <G>
> >> Yes they do happen to be very similar...
> >
> >       Hmm. So when I'm exposing, I'm exploding? O_o;;;
> 
> <face fault> the resident blue thunder is quite quick witted.

	No, just very punnish. ^_- (And you have to be somewhat quick,
with the family I've got, or you get ripped to shreds! <G>)

> >> |Kevin| I'm sorry Kunou <unwrapps Kunou from the ball he is in until he 
> more
> >> or less resembles his former self.> Well in that case it won't happen 
> again.
> >> <Tosses the Kunou putty back to Beckers>
> >
> >       *blinks* Owch. That....hurt. o_O
> 
> I'm really sorry about that Kunou... I didn't know about the current 
> complications in you life when i wrote that...

	Well, in that case, I was referring to physical hurt, not mental.
But nonetheless, don't feel bad about it.....'tis not meant for mortal
man to know my mind. Heck, _I_ don't even know my mind! ...oO( Wait a
moment....I AM a mortal man! No wonder I don't know my mind! )

> >       *Kunou kicks the camera in midair, causing it to flip up, then
> >catches it in his mouth and puts it in his shirt pocket. Becky-chan is
> >hardly even jostled.* Whew. Y'know, catching without using any hands
> >takes
> >a lot of work! O_o;;;
> 
> Wow, that was impressive. Applause for Kunou ^_^ <the sound of clapping hands
> is almost defining>

	*chuckles* Thank you, thank you. And for my next trick, I'll
saw myself in half! ^_^

> >       Vindictive, no. Easily angered, sometimes. Rather overdramatic,
> >mostly. <g> But just a word of advice: Don't GO there.
> 
> Again, I'm sorry... I was under the impression at the time that you were 
> happily involved in a great relationship...

	*nods* Well, so was I, friend....so was I.

> >       *bows, then shakes Kevin's hand* No hard feelings....just wanted
> >to let you know that I'm rather sensitive about my lack-of-success with
> >females in general, and that it's not a good joke-topic. <g>
> 
> Sorry, ^_^ and in so far as lack of success with girls... I still haven't had
> a girl friend... you're up on me in that respect... chear up my friend.  I 
> promise I shall never bring that up in a joking way again.

	*grins* Well, I've had more girls who were friends than girlfriends...
don't feel bad, though. I'm fine. I have quite the resilient nature. <g>
And don't you worry, a nice girl who looks and acts exactly like
Kasumi-sempai will show up one day! I'm sure of it! And the world will
become
a much better place. ^_^

HX: What did that have to do with anything?
K: Well, I was just telling him that Kasumi-sempai will show up one day.
HX: And that has what to do with him?
K: Well, obviously, she will choose him!
HX: For?
K: A boyfriend! Since Dr. Tofu is only in the Ranmaverse, if a female
   exactly the same as Kasumi-sempai shows up, surely she would wish
   to be with Kevin!
HX: You're strange.
K: Thank you.

	(Mini-sort-of-skit provided by InGen Corporation. InGen: We
didn't make acid rain; we just perfected it.) ^_^

	Well, Kevin, here's hoping that you're back soon! ^_^

-- 

				-Kunou
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	            Peace through Excessive Flattery
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		       Knight of the True Fiancee
			   Defender of Kasumi

			       YAY KUNO!!

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