Backlog! Backlog! (Jaymz, Kain, Becky-chan)


to ranma@ML.usagi.org
from Kunou <dbetts@siue.edu>
subject Backlog! Backlog! (Jaymz, Kain, Becky-chan)
date Mon, 01 Feb 1999 12:38:52 -0600
	Okay, I missed a day of work last Friday due to illness, so I
have replies dating back to Thursday. (Hey, I can say I have replies
that are dating back to last month! Neat! ^_^;;;)

Jaymz sent forth for battle (^_^):

> Kunou wrote:
> >
> > Yipes! O_o;;; I'd prefer to think that the earth was rejoicing
> >at her birth, and did the equivalent of a really big fireworks show.
> >^_-
> >
> <slaps his forehead in disgust> That's low, Kunou... even for you. :P

	*blinks* Low? Why is it low? I thought it was a compliment...
o_O;;; You've kinda confused me, Jaymz. ^_^;;;

> > *chuckles* That sounds like you would've had one MAJOR wake-up meal!
> >I mean, coffee grounds as cereal? That's a direct transfusion of
> >caffeine,
> >that is! ^_^;;;
> >
> Hmmmm.... hey... there's an idea... caffeinated cereal! Hell.. I could skip
> the weet-bix and coffee, and just go for the same thing at once! This is an
> awesome idea! <writes it down> Bwuahahahahaha! I'm gonna be rich!

	Or you could use my patented Caffeine IV Drip! Put that
caffeine directly into your bloodstream! ^_-

> ><ominous>Although the lurkers may rise up and attempt to destroy us
> >all...
> ></ominous> ^_^;;
> >
> I'd like to see 'em try. >:P

	You will....you will. <G>

> > *frowns* I am a member of no one's harem! *points at his head* I
> >_do_ have a brain up here, y'know! :P
> >
> Heh.. <starts to snicker uncontrollably, then breaks out in laughter>
> BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> !!!!!!

	*glares for a bit, then casually whaps Jaymz over the head with
his bokken* Stop that. You'll frighten the children. <g>

> > *grins* Most of my female friends allow me to sympathize with
> >them, because _I_ DO suffer from cramps of a sort.
> <snip>
> >
> This, we needed to know. >_<

	What is this, Pick On Kunou Day? :P

> > Okay, which one of us gets to wear the Batman suit, and which one
> >is stuck with the Robin costume? <G>
> >
> o_O
> 
> Ooookay.. this is getting a leeeeetle too kinky, guys. Fer Christ's sake...
> get a room! o_O;;

	*blinks* Kinky? Jaymz, are you being a hentai again? Nothing
kinky here! ^_^

> > *thinks for a second* Ah, what th' heck! *throws his arms around
> >Becky-chan and gives 'er a looooong kiss, then goes into
> >goofy-look-mode*
> >
> I was considering reproducing the bucket scene from Monty Python's "Meaning
> of Life" here, but I think this next response will suffice:
>
> <walks up to Kunou, grabs him by the shirt and proceeds to smack him around>
> Jaymz YOU *SMACK* IDIOT *SMACK* THERE *SMACK* IS *SMACK* A *SMACK* TIME
> *SMACK* AND *SMACK* PLACE *SMACK* FOR *SMACK* EVERYTHING *SMACK* AND *SMACK*
> THIS *SMACK* IS *SMACK* NEITHER *SMACK* THE *SMACK* TIME *SMACK* OR *SMACK*
> PLACE!!

	*blinks a bit* Why, Jaymz, are you trying to tell me something? <G>

> Cheeeerisht. >_<;;

	Ummm....gesundheit? ^_^;;

> >> <<Yup! Kevin's just being a hentai, ne? ^_^;;>>
> >>
> >> Come on! Play nice!
> >
> > Sorry. ^_^;; *To Kevin* I most humbly apologize for referring
> >to you as a hentai. Please accept this as an offering of my sincereness
> >of apology. *pulls out a wakizashi and hands it to Kevin*
> >
> Errr... no, you were right the first time. Kev is a bit of a pervert. <g>

	Well, so are you, sometimes, but I don't make a point of
bringing it up in public. Although I just did, didn't I...whoops. ^_^;;

> >> Oh! Sorry for not noticing, Ko-chan! It must have
> >> been in one of the ones I erased! And I wouldn't
> >> know much about how Psylock turned out . . . I
> >> haven't followed the comics since the four-part
> >> Gambit mini-series.
> >
> > *blinks* "Ko-chan"? My name just got shorter! ^_^;;; And you haven't
> >missed much that's any good....just some really funky stuff. ^_^;;;
> >
> I think she was referring to Kocchi..

	Ahhhhhh. My mistake. As usual. ^_^

> Aaaaaaaanyways, that sums up my reply.
> 
> To those who take offence, feel free to bite me.

	And to those who take offense, I suppose they can do the same
thing? ^_^ (S, Jaymz! S!!! Not C!!! OffenSe!!! ^_^;;)

Kain penned confusedly:

> Kunou hath said:
> >Yay! You get half a cookie. ^_^ (You would've received a whole
> >cookie, but you had to look it up. Still, for having the reference
> >material at all, you get half a cookie. ^_-)
> 
> Yeah!! 1/2 a cookie? Is it Jusenkyo cursed? *Kain pockets the 'cookie'*

	Um....no, it's just a cookie, that has been cut in half. ^_^;;

> >Um....who's death? I have no idea what you're talking about. ^_^;;
> 
> hide. J-rock star. Guitarist for X-Japan. Accidently hung himself.
> Sad, sad story.

	Ah. :(

And here's a reply for Becky-chan:

> Kunou-chan didst spout in my general direction:

	Spout? Me? I didn't know I could spout! Kewl! ^_^;;

> <<And now, for Becky-chan!:>>
> 
> Here, as always! ^_^

	Don't know what I'd do without you to read my stuff. ^_^

<snip cramping bit>

> A truly sympathetic, "Aw! I'm sorry!" goes out to you on that one! Do your
> cramps make you throw up?

	Only every once in a while....usually it's just severe nausea
and pain that tends to make it hard to stand up.

> <<Well, I go in order of what MOs I have in my inbox. Yours was a bit far
> down, so I had to go through the other ones first. Continuity, don'tcha
> know. ^_->>
> Oh, okay. I guess I can forgive you for that. ^_^

	Oh, good! I was worried about making you upset. ^_^;;

> <<Okay, which one of us gets to wear the Batman suit, and which one is stuck
> with the Robin costume? <G>>>
> 
> Um . . . how about you're Batman, and I'm BatGIRL. That will make out lives
> easier. Or, better yet, you're Batman, and I'm Catwoman!  >^_^< (kitty
> smiley!)

	*chuckles* Well, we could shift it over into Marvel continuity,
and have me be Bishop and you be Shard! (We'd be brother and sister, but
you'd be dead and just living as a sentient solid-hologram sorta thingy.
Shades of Red Dwarf there....<G>)

> <<*blinks* Y'know, you wouldn't be able to do that if I had remembered to
> get my hair cut last Saturday. ^_^;;; I usually have fairly short hair.
> ^_^;;;; I'm rambling, aren't I? ^_^;;;;;;;; Well, I mean, girls don't
> usually have an interest in me, and no one ever even bothered to try and
> play with my emotions, and...>>
> 
> <Still twirling his hair.> But I think long hair makes you look GOOD! =^_^
> (long eyelashes smiley)

	*chuckles* My hair is starting to look entirely too much like
HunterX's, though...I really should schedule a haircut for this weekend,
or I might not be able to tell HX and I apart! <G> *notices that she's
still twirling his hair* Um...that's kinda...relaxing....sorta...
^_^;;;;

> <<*thinks for a second* Ah, what th' heck! *throws his arms around
> Becky-chan and gives 'er a looooong kiss, then goes into goofy-look-mode*>>
> 
> <indignently> Hey! That's not fair! I didn't get to kiss YOU again! <Waves
> hand in front of face.> Hellooooo! Are you awake in there?

	*blinks* Ack! A thousand apologies, Becky-chan! I kinda got caught
up in the moment. *bows deeply* Forgive me for taking advantage of thy
lips, fair one. I stand ready to receive my punishment. -_-;;;;;;;

> <<Anyhoo, I would be in deeeeeeep trouble if my lawyer hadn't been around.
> -_-;;;>>
> 
> Do I . . . want to know about this?

	Um....you already do. ^_^;; (E-mail me if you forgot; I don't want
to post it to the ML all over again. -_-;;;)

> <<*blinks* "Ko-chan"? My name just got shorter! ^_^;;; And you haven't
> missed much that's any good....just some really funky stuff. ^_^;;;>>
> 
> No, "Ko-chan" is your twisted sister! It's the easiest way to get her into
> the Chan Club! ^_^ And Benzaiten told me that the best thing going on was
> the "What do you hate in fanfics" thread.

	Yup. You didn't miss hardly anything. And I made an assumption
there that I shouldn't've. ^_^

> <<Yipes! O_o;;; I'd prefer to think that the earth was rejoicing at her
> birth, and did the equivalent of a really big fireworks show.  ^_->>
> 
> It was. She just likes to pretend it was rebelling. BTW, that was the
> eruption that blew half  of St. Helen-yama off . . . ^_^ Now there's ash for
> miles around it!

	Wow! I didn't know that the guy from Army of Darkness was that
BIG! Miles? Woo....he must've been splattered quite well! ^_-;;;

Well, on to the next couple of MOs....*sigh*
-- 

				-Kunou
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	            Peace through Excessive Flattery
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		       Knight of the True Fiancee
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