Ping sed:

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What do you call a Ranma MLer with a bad temper who's overly violent?
Give up? Aoi!! ^_^

I'll be here all month, folks! ^_^
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*blink*blink*
O_o
Hey Ping, that wasn't cool! After all, there's nothin' funny about Aoi ^_-

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Aww, you do? Wow! I feel so honored to be liked by such a cool vet with a funky sword
in his sig!!
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Funky sword? What funky sword?

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Can I call you, "Oh Great On-" wait, nope,
that's Pat.  Ummm... *thinks* I know! Can I call you, "Sir Crystal
Lord"?? Hmmm... waitaminit...
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You can call me by my true name, if you can find it!

Notes:
1) It's burried in a member list of a faction related to my first alliance!
2) No fair if becky helps you!

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Yes! You are a legend! See? *holds up ancient documents that contain stories about
SCL* A legend!!
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Hm. Interesting. Lemme see!

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And I believe Toy Biz is coming out with a
line of action figures based on you too!! I'm honored to be in your presence, sir!!

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Hey, cool! Action figures! Heehee! ^_^

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Sure! *grabs a pen and paper* Lesee, what shall it say?  "I agree to not
hurt SCL in any way whatsoever, and if I do it will be purely by
accident.  I shall also donate $5 a month to keep my membership in his
fan club." Hmmm... that sounds about right... Oh, how about I add this:
"The FoTGTSBRiC shall not wage war on any faction that SCL is part of,
but rather will get along even better due to his membership. 
FoTGTSiFoRiC excluded." What do you think? ^_^
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Okay... you realize I'm not a member of TFoTGTSBTRIC or the FoTGTSiFoRiC, right? But
can I join the FoTGTSBRIC? Every faction needs firepower!!!1!!11!111! <----- ^_^

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Ach! That's just sssoooooooooo coooooolll!!! (IMHO) Super-Funky! It's
good to have you back, SCL! ^_^
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I'll be damned. I do too have a sword in my sig! Neat! It's been such a long while
since I read one of my messages or messed with my preferences, I must've forgot! Well,
I guess that since you're a member of my fan club, you have the right to add the sacred
sword to your sig, too!

And, about the least liked poster bit? I ahve a 12 line sig! Mwaaahahaha!
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Sir Crystal_lord,
KTF#211,
SCG Seargent #3
The blatently and unnesacarily violent protector of SCG valuables.
SSoAGMA#8-Director of Fancy Dramatic Backgrounds and Effects.
"The child of Prophecy is often the father of confusion."
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