Snapple Girl:

>Oh dear, do I have a reputation to uphold now?  *sweatdrop*

Did you not recieve all the acclaim that was heaped your way on your
entrance?!  You are a legend!!!  No pressure of course....

>>I never wrote a fic before!  I wouldn't know where to begin...  
>
>I wrote one, but I stopped once I realized I sucked.  ^-^;

I think you're being too hard on yourself. From what I hear, some people
in here actually like them!!!  Of course I would probably recieve death
threats if I actually attempted a fanfic, well more threats than usual
anyway.  Phillistines!!!

>What kind of school did you do to??!  I've seen every episode of "Cheers"
>and "Jenny Jones" ever shown during the 1996-97 season!  It was on at the
>same time as my Economics class!

Whoa!!!  You the Wo-man!!!  Well my problem stemmed from my earlier
college philosophy of, "Oops.  Fifteen minutes late.  Might as well
watch the rest of Jerry Springer..."  But that was a long time ago and
I've matured.  Now I just go to class late.  Through the back door.
Face down as not to be in the instructors field of vision....

                           
Professor:  "Glad you could join us Mr.Hotnit."

Hotnit crawling into class wearing full camoflauge stealth gear: 

"D'oh!!!"

>Ai-ya!  Who am I offending??  What is USURP??  I'm a newbie!  Please dont
>hurt me!  <hides behind Hotnit>

USURP?!  Hey, what is a USURP anyway?  Well, no time to worry about that
now!!!  Let's go!!!  

(Hotnit hoists Snapple Girl over his shoulder and loads her into a 
"Mr. Softee" Ice Cream Truck.  He then climbs in and speeds off,
but not before releasing a load of "Jello Pudding Pops", causing all
pursuers to slip and fall because of the delicious and chocolatey
countermeasures.)

>(BTW, Hotnit, where do the defenders stand on Shampoo's relationships?
>Does she belong with Ranma?  WIth Mousse?  A lot of people on my website
>have been voting for Happosai . . those perverts!!)

Mousse either belongs with Shampoo or Kocchi!!!  So it is written, so it
shall be done.  Of course when the faction self destructs tommorow
afternoon I'm going with a Shampoo and Drum of Anthrax pairing.  I'll
just go punish myself now.....
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QuestionMark:

>>>The Subjects are:
>>>  QustionMrk@aol.c  [insert creative adjective here] MR
>>  
>>  Nice try pal!!!  You ain't no Snapple Girl!!!
>
>I tried!  No need to rub it in...

I didn't mean anything by it man.  We can't all be Snapple Girls...
It could be worse.  You could "suck", like me!!!  Then where would you 
be?
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Colin Keefe:

>I have a hard time seeing any of the engagements to be stronger.  They
>all,  as far as I can tell, are legally binding.  Anything proving one
>stronger  than the other is simply word-twisting and rules-lawyering.  I
>think the Saotomes may be aware of this, so that is why they don't
>attempt litigation to get one proven superior to the rest

I consider Ukyou's claim stronger than Shampoo's.  I can't see
holding two Japanese guys subject to  laws created by a Separatist Amazon
Tribe who if the Chinese Government had any knowledge of it's
existence, would clamp down on it with tanks a'roarin'.  Until Shampoo's
Amazon tribe is seen as an independent nation and joins the U.N. I say
Ukyou's claim to Ranam is stronger.

>Everybody loses easily to Ranma, unless it's some big fight that directly 
>applies to the storyline.  For instance, when Ranma and Mousse first
>fight, it's actually a real fight.  Almost every other time, though,
>Ranma just swats him away like a fly.

Yes everybody loses to Ranma.  But not everyone loses to Ranma in two
moves or less.  Shampoo does.  Agreed there are moments when Kuno gets
booted into orbit with a single move or something of that nature.  But
when Ranma's in a semi-serious fight you can gauge the other person's
skill.  Ranma wasn't kidding around with Ukyou when he got fed up with
her.  He thought it was a guy and went all out.  She evaded.
Shampoo makes an attempt on Akane's life.  A serious situation.  Ranma
beats her in about a second.  The Amazon Tournament?  Ranma beats her in
about half a second.  Kuno actually connects with Ranma in their first
pre-school bout, even if it only left a slight bruise.  You deserve a
Ranmaverse medal if you can pull that off. Actions speak louder than words
and I really can't see how Shampoo is on some "higher plateau of skill" in
relation to the other girls (save for Akane.)  If you want to say "on
par"?  Fine.  But better?  No way ese'!!
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Benzaiten:

>Watching Springer, or attending filmings? Or 
>possibly being a perpetual guest? "Today, men who 
>love women who intentionally cook with cyanide! 
>Tomorrow, men who like women who dress like men! 
>Next week, men who think they *are* women! And at a 
>special time this evening, men who hide behind the 
>legs of extremely tolerant, intelligent, and 
>beautiful women and jeer at their homicidal 
>enemies!"

"Men who hide behind the legs of extremely tolerant, intelligent, and
beautiful women and jeer at their homicidal enemies"?  *gasp*  Oh
boy!!!  Does this mean I get to hide behind Uta now?  Eeeep!!!  That was a
joke!!!  Please don't kill me!!!  PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!  A fella
couldn't hope for a more intelligent, tolerant, and beautiful protector
than the Great Benzaiten!!!  You know I've been thinking about getting my mail
forwarded to the security of your shadow oh melodic one...  ...don't kill
me... please....
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Drakli:

>(I uncross my arms to reveal a huge water cannon in my left hand.) 
>
>Regular SoD Woman or Tendo Tomboy Flavour?( The latter being 
>my... particular speciality.)

Oh god no.  Just shoot me in the head at point blank range.  Keep that
Tendou stuff away from me!!!  
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Hotnit

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