RanmaX:

>*Shudder* W-w-w-what the hell was that?
>(wonders if USURP is going to hurt Snapple girl so he can run away)...
>I've decided to formally kill anyone else(Can't hurt Snapple Girl..The
>supply would be lost forever..) who has any other ideas of mixing Aaron
>Spelling with Takahashi....

Och!!!  Mixing Takahashi with that sack o' smelly argyle socks,
Aaron Spelling?!  I wonder what sick devils w'think a such a thing?!
Old Angus here'll make sh'uir they pay the piper!!!
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Ping:

>And your general is studying his archives by the way.  I'm up to 
>digest #12!!!
>
>Yay! So you're reading about our FoTGTSiFoRiC base Adventure? What a good
>general!! ^_^

Don't get me started on that General Coldnit guy!!!  He's such a
twisted (yet remarkably studly) fiend!!!

>Oh.  I thought you were talking about escaping about the blast of the
>explosives I'm going to destroy Hotnit's Defenders of all thing 
>Shampoo Headquarters.  Nevermind then...
>
>Hey, hold on a second... We all _WON'T_ get wedgies when the faction self
>destructs, now, will we??

I hope not...  Unless you plan on sitting on the plastic explosives.

>Hey... did you say "nice _GUY_"?!?!? Heh heh heh looks like you've blown
>your cover!!

I changed my mind.  Er....I changed my mind.  Females can do that you
know.  Living among them, as one of their own I've picked up on these
strange tribal customs...  I'm just getting used to my hair constantly
smelling like tropical fruit instead of good old "Head and Shoulders"....
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Kocchi:

>><<I saw a PBS special where this grade school japanese 
>>kid that got the lowest class grade on a test had a 
>>bucket put on his head and the otherstudents took 
>>turns hitting it with a stick.>>
>
>That's terrible!!!  Not to mention stupid...I mean, 
>someone has to get the lowest grade.  The lowest grade 
>could be 98%, but someone will have it.

Urk!!!  Um...yeah!!!  When I said "it was pretty funny", I meant "funny" 
in a "Oh my god, this is so inhumane, I can't bear to watch!!!", sort
of way...     All kidding aside, it is pretty stupid.  I guess it just
sucks to be the kid in the class with the 98.
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Sonia-Chan:


>>>Perish the thought O Fearless Leader! Just let me know when Hotnit's
>>>classes are, and I'll pretty myself up! This being winter and all, I
>>>really miss my mini skirts!!! :-) 
>
>>Hey now... This female stuff might not be so bad... heh heh heh. What
>>are the rest of you gonna wear to class? 
>
>As much as I would've loved to have said the minis skirt bit above.... I
>didn't. I think I miss my bikinis more than the minis and I have no idea
>what classes you're talking about (unless it's "How to Be Feminine and
>still be considered a guy"  by you ^_~)

Oops.  I think I meant to type "Raingoddes" and typed "Sonia-Chan"
instead.  I must have had "Sonia-Chan" on the brain.  Don't worry though,
it's not like I'm some kind of "psycho-zodiac-serial killer" stalking you
or anything.  Umm...you wouldn't happen to be a "Leo" by any chance would? 
Just asking. Hey, where are you going...and at such a fast pace?!!!  Damn.
I lose more victims that way...  Next time Hotnit, just skip the small
talk...
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Pat:

>Mmmm....danish.  Huh?  Don't worry, Hotnit, you're no flunky!  Of course
>you're gonna get ahead!  After all, we're on the same side, and when I
>rule the world, the whole SOotCiP will become Supreme Overlords of
>Mankind, as is our right.  Of course, by then it'll only be a matter of
>days before the Blorf comes, and then the world will be destroyed.  But
>it'll be cool up until that end of the world point.

Well as long as I'm appointed overlord of Playboy Mansion, who cares
about the blorf?!  Just supply me with an unlimited supply of "Big
Gulps" and a few cases of Vitamin E!!!  Uh, I said that out loud 
didn't I?  I hate it when that happens...

>Yeah, but Ranma wouldn't be happy working at the okonomiyaki eating
>place.  He'd either complain a lot, or bear it stoicly but still be
>really sad, in which case Ukyou would notice and feel bad.

He doesn't have to work for her.  He could be a martial arts instructor,
he's weakened but he still knows all his moves.  He could even go into
movies and let stunt doubles form a conga line and run blindly into his
fists....kind of like any Steven Seagal movie ever made...

>The fanclub?  Um, what is this "fanclub" of which you speak? [Pat moves
>in front of the large sack of Hotnit Fanclub Membership Money, hiding
>it].  I'm sure there's no reason for you to be receiving any kind of
>membership fees.  None at all.  (heh heh heh)

Hey!!!  I see that big bag of money!!!  I don't know what it's for but can
I have some?  (Pat hands Hotnit a fresh $1 bill)  For me?!!!  All right!!!
Thanks man!!!  
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Cici:

>Oh, and don't try running away Hotnit.  I've been charged with your
>safekeeping now, (or is that keeping you out of trouble?) and I'd really
>hate to hafta chase you all over lurkdom! 

Uh oh.  Why do I get the feeling that this is a "Once you join the
females, you never get out...alive" kind of thing.   I've seen "Good
Fellas"!!!  I don't wanna go out like Joe Pesci!!!

>Official Hotnit Warden of the Hotnit Feminization Project

Eeep....
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