Becky:

><gasp> I'm insulted! I've never gotten drunk a 
>day in my life! In fact, I've only ever tasted 
>alcohol out of curiousity, and it's totally 
>nasty! It's not MY fault I look like Ukyo with my tight 
>leggings and all. That's gratitude for you! See 
>if I ever give you any giant Hershey's Kisses 
>again.

(Mysterious quote from somewhere, but where?!)
"That was a joke. Why do girls have to be so moody all the time?"

By the way, you mentioned Ukyo and Tight-Leggins didn't you?  Well, I
guess I'm going to have to write Kodachi's name 100 times as penance
for impure non-Kodachi imagery... 

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Don:

>       Man, anti KTF-ers are always spreading lies and myths, aren't
>they? *sigh* 

Who's an anti-KTFer?!  Certainly not I!  And I only spread mirth and joy
to girls and boys..
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Lori (who broke the super secret Hotnit cypher!)

>I'm not sure who this was addressed too, but don't take Hotnit too 
>seriously.  We KTFers are nice amiable folk, unless, of course,  you 
>tick us off by saying something nasty about Ranma, Akane or their 
>engagement.    Then, watch out:)
>
>-Lori (NOT ori-lay:)

Yadda yadda yadda...  I'm shaking in my knickerbockers.  I'm more worried
about the leak in my spy network that allowed you to break my code...
Besides, you guys should take it easy on me, I have a compulsive disorder
ya know...  Ack, I feel an attack comin' on...

                           Ranma 1/2 Jeopardy!!!

Alex:  Akane please pick a category!

Akane:  I'll take "MONEY" for $1000 Alex.

Alex:  The answer is, "THIS is said to be the root of all evil..."

Akane(buzzes in):  What are guys?!   Grrr....

Alex:  I'm sorry that's incorrect...

Akane:  Grrrr...  (Crushes podium to dust...)

P-chan(buzzes in):  Bwee!!! Squeal!!!

Alex:  I'm sorry, "Bwee!!!  Squeal!!! Snort!!!" is not phrased in the form
of a question and it is not the correct answer...

Shampoo(buzzes in):  "................."<boop><boop>

Alex:  I'm sorry your time is up... That takes your total down to
-$15000.  The correct answer is "What is money."  Well only Akane with
$3000 dollars, uh..someone please get her some tranquilizers and a new
podium,  and Mr. P-chan with $100 qualify to move on to Final Jeopardy.
Please tell Shampoo what her consolation prize is Mr. Announcer!

Announcer:  Why Shampoo, you've just won a set of clothing!  Please feel
free to put some ON!   They're even REVERSIBLE, eliminating those pesky
"inside-out" worries!  Enjoy!


(Hotnit's "Deadpool" Impersonation)

"Now that's one to grow on!"

Hotnit

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