Re: Dov's trivia
to | ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
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from | Eric 1/2 <erics@jna.com.au>
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subject | Re: Dov's trivia
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date | Fri, 1 Sep 95 13:40:21 EST
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> From: "Kevin Lew -- 'The Lai-Lai Boy'" <kasumi@eden.com>
> Subject: Dov's trivia
> Did you know? Pan is now dating Charles no Sukebe-Oh. To me, thinking
> about it is less fun than swimming in a pool filled with warm phelgm.
> Chuck to Pan: "Let me feel your thighs... Wow, they are really firm..."
> He did this in front of me. (You think that I'm lying, don't you?)
>
No. But I wouldn't be surprised if they were trying to scare you!
^_^ Ask them if you could join in then!?!
> I guess since I don't understand this, it's one more reason why Male Otaku
> Don't Have Girlfriends. >_<
>
That is why most people regard this as a blessing in disguise. Male
Otaku are generally undesirable. The females aren't attracted to them
and so they naturally die out.
Therefore, Male Otaku may exist, but is a temporary evil. QED.
The current research projects available requiring funds are:
(1) Alternative to crygenics and eternal life - converting the body
and mind into an anime character.
(Bonus income for those who can enhance the characters powers).
(2) Dreams can come true - converting the anime 2D form into a live
human (or female/cat hybrid...).
(2A) Making this anime conversion to human compatible and finds the
Male Otaku desirable...
Donations to me aren't tax deductable, but I'd take the money and run
anyday! ^_^
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